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Minnows No More 2015 - Story and Bios Thread

  1. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Minnows No More 2015 - Story and Bios Thread

    So, here we are, at the start of another adventure into the future of football. With 32 players spanning over the three nations of San Marino, Liechtenstein and the Faroes, only time will tell which team will come out on top within world football...

    (SS post coming soon. Thread is for screenshots, bios and game related interactions between players. For other things, use the Discussion Thread)
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  2. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    San Marino Players, Start of Game 2014:

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    Faroe Islands Players, Start of Game 2014:

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    Liechtenstein Players, Start of Game, 2014:

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  3. Up the Vikings!!
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  4. CraigWL's Avatar CraigWL
    First Team
    Come on the Sammarinese!
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  5. Long Live Liectenstein!

  6. San Marino about to take over the world.
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  7. My anticipation is so terrible lol. Go Faroe Islands, summon the combined powers of Odin, Thor, Loki, Fenrir and all those other cool Norse gods to make us unstoppable
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  8. Looking good for the Faroese go Vikings!
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  9. Wanted by 9 clubs already
    Go Liechtenstein!!
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  10. Frank Underwood wanted by 6 clubs... not bad. FAROe ISLANDS - interesting fact I always use my favourite characters from my favourite TV shows on these things...
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  11. Lets go San Marino!
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  12. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Right, here we go with attempt number two...

    San Marino Players, 2014:

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    Liechtenstein Players, 2014:

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    Faroe Islands Players, 2014:

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  13. Determination of 4 after being 18 in the original attempt. Gutted!

  14. How come San Marino get the only £1m man?
    Other than that - looks like my guy got better (except for the distinct lack of a brain when i don't have the ball -_- )
    And I've got Naterr on my team

  15. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Quote Originally Posted by AW190 View Post
    How come San Marino get the only £1m man?
    Other than that - looks like my guy got better (except for the distinct lack of a brain when i don't have the ball -_- )
    And I've got Naterr on my team
    Probably to do with team reputations with regards to leagues and stuff, since everyone starts at the same CA/PA

  16. Quote Originally Posted by I7IDanny View Post
    Probably to do with team reputations with regards to leagues and stuff, since everyone starts at the same CA/PA
    Makes sense, he's at Torino

  17. Must of been a long trek to Sweden....Nemanja got even more unfit! Lost a point each in Agility, Natural Fitness and Stamina.
    Maybe thats why no club wanted me.....forget failing the medical.....I couldn't even complete the medical!
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  18. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    January 2015 Quick Update

    > Most players have made professional debuts

    > A few have over 10 appearances, including 3 who have made over 20 club apps

    > One player made 30 league appearances, scoring 16 goals(!)





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    Gunnar Orn Helguson - a good start.

    Young Faroese centre forward Gunnar Orn Helguson is said to be enjoying life at his first club, Djurgarden. The 14 year old has made 7 appearances for the club so far (6 from the bench) and has 2 goals to his name so far. After growing up on a small farm just outside of the capital, Helguson spent most of his exciting childhood chasing sheep and throwing rocks. His family didn't own a television so he hadn't even heard of football until the age of ten, yet here he is at the age of 14 playing professionally in Europe. Certainly a player to watch.

  20. I'm definitely not the bottom one... 6 finishing, 5 penalties, 6 heading.
    Whens the end of season update likely to be out?

  21. Whens the end of season out man?

  22. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Probably going to be later tonight, currently running through March 2015 (the game hung for ages on the 31st Jan :/)
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    David Jeronimo, the Faroese reincarnation of Goliath. Son of two professional basketball players, David developed the ability to flatten strikers from an early age while playing for his local under 5s kick around side. He later developed an ability to locate the ball. However his 'good touch for a big man' reputation, and silky passing skills are hindered by his inability to see anything further than the halfway line. His biggest issue however, is his love for the easy life. David realised early on, when he was measured at a whopping 6ft 8 inches tall at only 14 years old, his arms were easily long enough to reach the tv remote from as far away as the bedroom, and this didn't help his determination to succeed. None the less, he's managed ten appearances for his first professional club of Helsingborg, and has already hospitalised 57 opposition players and 23 supporters.

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    Simone Simoncelli

    Born 25th November 1994 is this Sammarinese 14 year old Centre Back come Striker about to take the world by storm?

    Simone hails from the small Sammarinese municipality of Montegiardino of which there are only 910 inhabitants. His father is a Sammarinese Fishermen and his mother a failed Opera singer. Simone grew up playing Football on the streets of Montegiardino and due to his country's poor standing in the Footballing world his road to the professional game was not an easy one.

    However luck was to change in 2012 when while at a Sammarinese youth tournament he was spotted by scouts of Italian team Empoli. Naturally a Centre Back but due to his height and physical presence he has been asked on occasion to lead the line as a Targetman throughout his young career. This has lead some to believe that paired with his exceptional determination levels that Simone Simmoncelli could possibly become a mainstay of the San Marino National team and perhaps one day play for one of Europes Elite.
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  25. CraigWL's Avatar CraigWL
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    Bio

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    Originally from England, Lucock moved to San Marino at the young age of 3 years old with his parents after they craved a change of scenery, after playing for various school teams and sunday league sides, Lucock traveled to Italy to take his chances at the youth trial day that Cagliari had set up. Impressing the coaches there, he secured himself a long term contract with I Rossoblu.

    Determined to make a name for himself on the professional stage, Lucock also wants to contribute to the development of the San Marino national team, which he has developed a passion for since moving to the country.

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    Daniele Del Conte was born in the capital city of San Marino, unimaginatively named San Marino as well, in September of 1999. As the son of a preacher man, Daniele soon found that contrary to the popular country song, it was not his destiny, but instead that it was to play football. Or be an artist. Or a musician. Or a race car driver. Daniele found it hard to concentrate on pretty much any one thing, but eventually he found himself scouted for the Serie A side Sassuolo's youth setup.

    A born leader, even if distracted by pretty much anything, the young playmaker could potentially have the world at his feet, if only he could keep his mind on the game. But, never ask him to take a penalty in a shootout.

    ...Oh look, they're selling pies at half time!
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    Originally known as Mason Snow due to the fact that noone actually knows who his legitimate father is, Mason is most likely the bastard child of the great Carlos Valderrama, a theory Mr. Valderrama had always denied due to not wanting to pay child support. Mason and his mother had regularly fought court battles to try and get some child support money from Mr. Valderrama but with not even enough money to pay for a paternity test to get any proof, Mason and his mother were left broke for a long time. Eventually Mason started to show real promise as a footballer in a somewhat similar mould to his famous "father" and Valderrama came calling asking Mason to choose to play for Colombia and he would pay all the back dated child support and accept him as his son.

    Mason, unbeknownst to Carlos Valderrama, taped the conversation of him admitting to be Mason's father, sued him for $4million and then said he would choose the Faroe Islands, his mother's country of birth but the last name Valderrama as it is more recognizable and just simply cooler than Snow. Just after this, in 2014 he was snapped up by Djurgarden and quickly made an impression due to his awesome last name and playmaking abilities
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    Tiberio Mercuri, son of the simple lumberjack was born in the City of San Marino in October of 1999. He never liked football, his passion was cutting wood with Augusto, the father of Tiberio. One day teacher finally forced him to play a single football match with other kids. He just outmuscled everyone and scored many goals like it was nothing. Tiberio started to liked it, bah! He loved it. Few months later he showed great potential in sunday leagues, where one of the Cagliari's scouts approached him and told him that he is really impressed with his bravery on the pitch. With the invitation, Tiberio went to Sardinia where he met the Cagliari coach, Massimo Ficcadenti. He told him that Tiberio is an uncut gem of football, and he really want him in the U-18 squad. Mercuri decided to sign an youth contract. The young lumberjack has a bright future.
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    Jonas Naterr - The Man Mountain from Vaduz

    Jonas had a simple childhood, growing up in the heart of Vaduz with his brothers and sisters. Their parents died at a young age and they were taken in by Muay Thai masters (obviously lost) The children grew up learning the ways of "the art of 8 limbs" from their masters. After drinking what seemed like litres of growth hormones he grew to an enormous height and their masters or "Kru" decided he was too greater a threat for the other children and he had to train on his own.

    He grew angry and aggressive (17) whilst on his own. He worked on his strength(11), agility(16) and balance(16). He was a brave boy (13) but his decisions were not the best(11).

    After being in confinement from the others for so long he challenged their tyranny and attacked his masters. Unfortunately his Concentration(6) and Tendency to punch(7) were low and he was easily beaten. His technique(2) was so bad that he managed to beat himself in the eyes and nearly blind himself (vision 1)

    He left his home and struggled to get any food to eat until he stumbled across Vaduz's youth team. There was a trial taking place, he stalked one of the lads and took him out before he made it and stole his jersey. The coaches noticed his size and assumed he was a keeper.

    One kid tried to question where he came from....he was never seen again

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    Nemanja Donnelly

    The year is 2000 and the footballing world is looking for its next star to usher the game into this new century. Cometh the hour, cometh the man! And young Nemanja definitely came a man.....straight from his mother's womb at towering 6 ft 4 inches and scale tipping 13 st 12 lbs! At the age of 14 this determined youngster sent off for Madrid to put on his bravest face and go toe to toe with his idol, Ronaldo before realising he is lacking in bravery, chicken out and settle for Halmstad of Sweden instead.

    The only crossing you'll see from Nemanja is his legs when he really has to pee. The boy can't even finish his sentences nevermind clear cut chances. He dribbled once, when he was 2 1/2 years old, but his mother soon wiped the drool away from his mouth. Nemanja is as fit as a fiddle.... if that fiddle was wrapped in bacon, dipped in chocolate and fried! He was substituted 5 mins into his trial match due to too much pyhsical exertion leaving him gasping for air. Halmstad had seen enough of his speed, finesse and power to offer him a contract. The coaching staff believe Nemanja can be the greatest defender possibly even greatest player of all time......

    ........once he gets his second wind!
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  31. Kevin Berger was born in Schaan in early 2000. His mother was a chef, his father owned the burger making company she worked for. They moved to the UK a year after Kevin's birth, with the plan of making a better life for their son.

    In school Kevin was constantly teased as everyone mispronounced his surname (It's not burger!) but he found peace on the football pitch. He wound his way past defenders for fun, driven to prove them wrong. Yet as soon as he lost the ball he had no idea where to go to get it back and full backs could run past him at will (they don't because he's never in the right place).

    Coaches were able to spot his potential early and he had a trial at lower league English clubs. What followed was an unimaginable experience - it started well enough but Kevin soon tired and it became even more obvious that he can't read a comic, let alone a pass from a teammate. He was quickly told he had no chance.

    Bullied by everyone, and his father turning slowly more abusive, Kevin ran away to Switzerland as it was close to his homeland and no-one would think to look there. An adopted family took him in but was soon forced to move to Vaduz in Liechtenstein after the government introduced stricter laws on adoption.

    He went to a trial with FC Vaduz and they saw his potential and gave him a youth contract. Having been through so much, can Kevin put all that behind him and focus on his football?

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    Mario Frick Jnr

    Everyone knows of Mario Frick. The Liechtenstein legend, holder of 119 caps, and scorer of 16 goals. What everyone didn't know until now was the existence of one of his other sons, Mario Jnr. Having partied a little too hard after scoring against Germany, Mario was caught in the act. Quite literally, the press had a field day. The indiscretion was buried, the son forgotten about.

    Until now. With a steely determination and resolve to better his careless father, Mario Jnr upped sticks and went to Aarau, signing a youth contract with them. With a keen eye for finishing, and very capable of running around, he is seen as a good prospect. Unfortunately, Jnr has a fear of heights, and refuses to jump anywhere at all. That, combined with an unique ability to not pay attention to anything at any time, and the fact that he is an 11st pushover, could severely undermine him.

    Can Mario Jnr put his father in the shade? Can he be the true hero of Liechtenstein?
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  33. Biography of Abdon Claude

    Abdon Claude
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    Passing By

    "The more possession you have, the better the chance of you winning," said Mrs. Claude, Abdon's mother, while they were watching a football match together. Young Abdon was only 5 at the time, but that saying has stayed with him ever since.

    Abdon was born in a family that loves football. In fact, the very first present that he received from his parents was a football. "Our dream is for you to leave a mark in football," said Abdon's father. So, day by day, Abdon sought to mold himself bit by bit, to fulfill his parent's dream. He trained himself, first of all, in the art of passing, as passing is the very foundation of possession in football. Next, he learned instinctively that to have possession, he must take it from the opponent. Therefore he also pushed himself in learning how to defend.

    Seeing their son so devoted to football delighted the parents, and so they applied him into the Torino U18s, where he starts paving his way into professional football. Although one question remains:



    Will he find his own love for football?



    At a Glance
    With good stats in passing, technique, marking and tackling, he is a boy made for one thing: possession. Although he's good at decision-making, his lack of experience meant that he might not be able to apply his decisions on the pitch. Lack of any jumping power also meant he's a liability aerially. Will he be able to overcome these weaknesses? We'll see.


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    Omer Kaufmann

    He's big. He's quick. He's aggressive. He's brave.
    He got charisma oozes out of his arse. And he's coming for you motherf.. sorry.

    Nicknamed "The Turk Tower" a.k.a. Three-T (not to be confused with Treaty), his father was a basketball player, and his mom was a nice and obedient woman, well.. until she died in a roller-coaster accident, poor little Omer watched that traumatic view right in front of his face. So he always tried to keep his eyes shut since age 8.

    Although he was just 14, he got several criminal record, mostly drunk driving, before signed to Vaduz, he confessed that he never got drunk, blaming his poor balance to be a factor for him to fail to walk on a straight line during the test.

    He's potentially going to be a David Luiz rip-off, or a Nyeck Nyobe (oh you didn't know about him? cool then), who knows?

  35. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    June 2015 Screenshots:

    San Marino Players:

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    Liech
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    Faroe Islands Players:

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    SIMAO SALAZAR

    Simao was born in Torshavn. He has got nationality of both Portugal and Faroe Islands. His father is from Faroe Islands and mom from Portugal. He chose to represent Faroe, cause his papa told him he would f*** him up, if he'd represent Portugal.

    Salazar was an arrogant boy since the time he was born. When he was born he didn't cry or nothing. He was just showing his parents the middle finger. In kindergarten he did what he wanted. He slept while others were playing and played when others were sleeping. At school he never did any homework. When a teacher asked something from him, he just replied "I'll f*** you up, b****". I guess that he got from his father. However, he never lived up to his words. Even when he tried to study, a mere few seconds later he was playing with his toy cars and dolls.

    At the age of 13 he decided to take up football. He just walked to Helsingborg's HQ and told them he was going to play for them and they were going to pay him to do so. The men at Helsingborg didn't even get a say in it, cause Salazar's dad was one of the richest people in Northern Europe. That's the story of Simao Salazar.




  37. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    September 2015 Transfer News:

    > Juventus, Roma, Napoli and Inter chase a number of Sammarinese wonderkids.

    > Lewie Roberts seals a deadline day £1.5m move from Empoli to Inter Milan, rejecting Lazio in the process.

    > Juventus' £858k move for Calgari's Matthew Harrison falls through at the last minute due to deadline day.

    > Daniele Del Conte rejects a £2.4m move to Serie A newbies Avellino.

    > Fellow Sassuolo player Callum McCairns moves from the club to Juventus for £2.15m.

    > Faroese goalkeeper Hans Christian Pedersen will join LOSC Lille in March 2016 for £325k

    > Fellow Faroes Centre-Back David Jeronimo will move from Helsingborg to Red Bull Salzburg in January 2016

  38. Wait I go to Juventus? Sweet

  39. So close to going to Juventus! Gutted it didn't go through in time.

    Is is the deal in place and I'll go there at the next transfer window? Or just gone all together?

  40. Woo move to Austria. David Jeronimo loves a bit of weiner schnitzel

  41. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt419 View Post
    So close to going to Juventus! Gutted it didn't go through in time.

    Is is the deal in place and I'll go there at the next transfer window? Or just gone all together?
    Gone altogether, but I doubt many players will be at their original clubs for long with the amount of interest that came up this window.

  42. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    January 2016 Transfer News:

    > Jeronimo completes his move to Salzburg.

    > Juventus complete a double swoop for Sassuolo wonderkids Kieran Laing and Daniele Del Conte for a combined £4.6m, with Giulio Parodi going the other way.

    > Halmstad's Nemanja Donnelly issues a 'Come and Get Me' plea to RB Salzburg, but no offer occurs this window.

  43. God damn fitness getting in the way of Nemanja....suitably his profile says "tired after last game"! You only started 6 games all year how are you tired!!! If games were only 10 mins long I guarantee Nemanja would already have won the Ballon D'or!

  44. Quote Originally Posted by I7IDanny View Post

    January 2016 Transfer News:

    > Jeronimo completes his move to Salzburg.

    > Juventus complete a double swoop for Sassuolo wonderkids Kieran Laing and Daniele Del Conte for a combined £4.6m, with Giulio Parodi going the other way.

    > Halmstad's Nemanja Donnelly issues a 'Come and Get Me' plea to RB Salzburg, but no offer occurs this window.
    Come on Salzburg! Unite me with my Faroese brother David Jeronimo! The Faroese Mountain Range comes to Austria!
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  45. My attributes had dropped a fair chunk in the first year so really hoping this move to RB Salzburg invigorates me! Think I might be in need of a decent tutor.

    Danny what is my players personality?

  46. I7IDanny's Avatar I7IDanny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowieinspace26 View Post
    My attributes had dropped a fair chunk in the first year so really hoping this move to RB Salzburg invigorates me! Think I might be in need of a decent tutor.

    Danny what is my players personality?
    Sporting, and you are now being tutored by Tero Mantyla

  47. Good news...think I need it!

  48. Quote Originally Posted by Donnelly1 View Post
    Come on Salzburg! Unite me with my Faroese brother David Jeronimo! The Faroese Mountain Range comes to Austria!
    I have a dream we will travel the European football scene together. Come on Salzburg!
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  49. Pedersen to LOSC Lille, awesome! Gonna get me some cleansheets in Ligue 1! Zlatan better bring his A-game

  50. wonderkid360's Avatar wonderkid360
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    Godamn Dam is Dam useless! Someone, please pierce his brain with a high powered bullet.
    Ty.

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