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  1. Middelfart - let's not follow through

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    And so the story begins. The small, quaint town of Middelfart in Denmark. Having lived in the North West of England for the last decade, it may not be too far of a stretch to up sticks and move over to Denmark. It's a tad colder and the names are harder to pronounce but I need to start my managerial career somewhere.

    The only football qualifications I have are a FA Level 1 Coaching Award and I have played some Sunday League football although my career was suddenly cut short due to a horrendous lack of talent. 26 years old, yearning for adventure and a drastic change, I decided to apply for a few jobs. Even the local leagues seem to have high standards of coaches so I have had no luck. Further afield a friend of mine did some coaching in a small village near Middelfart and mentioned he knew the owner.

    Long story short, a horrible campaign mixed with pure desperation meant I got a Skype interview with the Chairman Claus Hansen. All my training so far had led me to constantly reminding myself to not giggle every time the Chairman said 'Middelfart'. Some typical questions then followed and I decided to be blatantly honest. How can I say it's been a dream of mine to manage Middelfart? Who's going to believe that? Instead I keep it short and simple.

    "Look Mr. Hansen, I have the drive, determination and ambition to take on the task of taking this club further up the leagues and to bring success. It may be a risk taking me on, but let's be honest it's about time for a change around here."

    Fearing that I may have been a tad too arrogant in the interview, I was worried sick and continue to wait for my reply. He said he needed a few days to discuss things with the board, so hopefully there will be a decision soon.
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    After the 14,000 time of hitting the refresh button on my laptop, I start to worry that I may have broken it. I check my phone, still no luck. To keep myself slightly distracted I decided to do some research into the the place I will potentially be moving to.

    The town of Middelfart has a population of just over 14,000. The town boasts one Church and hopefully a pub. On a more impressive note, Christian Eriksen used to live here. If all goes well, I hope to bring through some more local talent through the ranks and maybe find another famous name to add to the ranks.

    1 Unread email. Could this be it?

    From: Claus Hansen
    RE: Job Interview

    Dear Hein,

    Thank you for your time and patience. Following our interview the other day, the board has further discussed the vacant manager's role. Despite a few high quality applications, we are pleased to offer you the current position. The board had commended your passion and honesty and hope this is a trait that will continue as you go on if you accept this offer.

    Please could you respond at the earliest convenience, pre-season is just around the corner and we are eager to get training underway.

    Kind regards,

    Safe to say it didn't take long for me to reply and accept the job. What a great way to blag a job in a new country! I quickly reply with one main question. How on earth do you get to Middelfart?

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  3. Welcome to Middelfart!
    It is just after 11pm local time. I have been travelling for nearly 13 hours with delays, missed trains and struggling with the slight dip in temperature. England is cold and despite it being summer, Denmark is quite nippy so late in the evening.

    The club have organised a little B&B for me until I find a place of my own to rent or buy (if this goes well). After unpacking and getting some sleep I am up first thing to get prepared for my first day at Middelfart Boldklub. I head over to the stadium and I see Claus standing outside in the car park. Great to meet him in person and to get this job underway. A quick tour around the basic facilities, we go into what will be my office. A room Harry Potter would sneer at. I would only be able to have meetings with 1 person at a time and they would have to sit on my lap. This will need to change, along with that ridiculous stadium name. My hope is that they will build a new stadium or expand this one at least.

    The chairman asked if I would like a brief history of the club and seeing as I had no knowledge of Middelfart a few weeks ago, it wouldn't be a bad idea.

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    Not the most prestigious as you can see, but we will soon change that.
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    Middelfart Boldklub appoint unknown manager
    In a somewhat surprising move, Middelfart Boldklub have made a bold statement by appointing unknown manager Hein van der Westhuizen as Manager. The Brit has no formal management qualifications and has only played as a Sunday League player. Many fans are concerned by the fact that no one has even heard of the young manager before. Jorgen Jensen, a lifelong local fan, had the following to say:

    "Who? What? Why? Just why? How can this 26 year old come over here and make a difference. Shocking decision by the club. At the end of the day I still support the club but I am not getting too excited for what lies ahead"

    This sentiment is echoed amongst other supporters who believe that the calibre of managers available were far more suitable than this unproven, uninitiated foreigner.

    The only supporter in van der Westhuizen's corner is Gertrud Maer. The 78 year old fisherman's wife has said "We have had a real struggle lately. Maybe, just maybe, this is the drastic change we need to bring some success to the club and the glorious town of Middelfart.

    It is expected that the manager will be revealed to the press in the coming days.
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  5. Pre-season

    Well things are a bit mixed after my first few days at the club. Having a look at the squad there are some real players here which impressed me. On the other hand we are in debt and have absolutely zero youth prospects or squad depth. The saving grace could be the fact that it's a short season here.

    So let's have a look at some of the players who are going to lead the team to glory and promotion.

    Adigun Salami (great name)
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    What a lovely little player Salami looks to be! The Nigerian will be our pivot point in midfield, like a younger, cheaper Kante.

    Casper Radza
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    The team is quite youthful and for his age, I can't believe this kid hasn't been scouted by the bigger clubs. Seems to be a solid choice between the sticks this season.

    Casper Vaerum

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    Another Casper but this one is a tad older. He is the club captain and will continue to be. Our best player in terms of versatility and arguably at the same level as Salami. Casper can either partner Salami in midfield or play up front.

    Peter Jul Nielsen
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    A future star for the club I imagine, this lad seems to be the leading light in our weak looking defence. The left back can bomb forward and seem to be able to whip a cross in too.

    Apart from these exceptions the rest of the team looks pretty poor, although they are young so could improve.
    In order to boost my coaching skills, I have requested to do my National C licence but unfortunately the board are unable to pay for it. Apparently the FA won't accept fish as payment, so we will have to do with what little we have in the back room staff.

    Below are our fixtures for the season. Yes, the WHOLE season. Let's crack on with the friendlies then eh? See what these boys have to offer!
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  6. Friendlies
    Before the friendlies get underway I needed to add some quality to the squad. I have very little money for this and the club is already in debt so I am hoping a risky addition of these two players will pay off with promotion at the end of the year.

    Haydar Said
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    Our first signing is Haydar Said, the 24 year old Iranian joins Middelfart on a free transfer from Avarta, who also play in the Second Division. The Iranian is hoping to impress following a disappointing stint at FC Copenhagen.

    Mathias Cordua
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    Now here is a player that I think will be a real bargain. Transferred across from Avarta as well, Cordua joins Said in the backline of Middelfart. Despite being only 21 years old, the young Dane already has 46 first team appearances under his belt and 1 goal. His physical stats look decent and the lad knows how to tackle. Sorted.

    Right, preseason friendlies mean 2 things for me. Fitness and proof. Players need to get up to speed and they need to show me they deserve a place in the team. We have 6 games for the lads to show what they can do.

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    Well that was a bit shit. I haven't heard of any of these teams, we were favourites in the majority of the games and bar one great performance from a striker I have already forgotten the name of, I haven't got anything else to report really. Our key players performed which is a plus but we need some serious help if this team is wanting to get promoted. Oh yeah speaking of which I had a bit of a chat with the squad, saying I fancy our chances finishing higher than mid table. These lot have the ambition of David Moyes and the determination of a wet noodle. They believe it unrealistic and we should settle for mid table. Balderdash I say, we are here to win!
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  7. Following, because farts are funny.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Sammuthegreat View Post
    Following, because farts are funny.
    As good a reason as any!

  9. August

    It is here. The start of my professional career as a football manager. With the bookies making us favourite for promotion, I'm a bit more confused as to why the squad generally think a top half finish is ambitious. Maybe they just feel a bit insecure.

    Anyway the games are coming in thick and fast as I imagine they want the games played before Denmark turns into something beyond the Wall on Game of Thrones.
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    Not bad at all! 3-0 against a side predicted to do well. A hat-trick on a debut for Mads Raben. A very pleasing first game as a manager.

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    Unbelievable scenes! We were written off from the start here. After conceding in the 1st minute I was tempted to just park the bus. Not today, we decided to turn that bus around and smash it right into their smug faces. Mads scored yet again and we were all over them. Extra time loomed and we should have lost but thanks to a disallowed goal we went to penalties and Casper came up big! Even more kudos to the players as they defeated the side who won the cup a few years back!

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    Hard fought but we get the late win thanks to potential super sub Bjorn Arvad.

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    Disappointment. We conceded early, pulled it right back and then dominated the game. Should have got 3 points.

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    That's more like it. A good solid win with some solid performances all around.

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    Second round in the cup against another big team, this team the league above us. What a game just a pity we couldn't get something from it.


    I've just looked at the table. We are on negative points! I thought we would be top for sure but it seems Middelfart have shit the money bed. It must be finances that have left the clubs on -15 points at the start of the season. We have pulled it back a bit and are on -5 points now but really pissed off. Why didn't the board tell me? Finally found out why the boys have been so pessimistic. We need a miracle to get promoted now.

  10. Haha! I mean, I shouldn't laugh, but...

    I still believe

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    Jury still out on van der Westhuizen

    After one month of competitive fixtures, the verdict on new Middelfart Boldklub boss is still not determined. Despite leading the club to an undefeated start of the campaign, many fans remain pessimistic about the club's prospects this season.

    A good performance in the cup has given the Englishman some credibility but critics say that it was merely expected.

    When asked about his first month, the manager had this to say.

    "Well it's early doors here but the lads attitude has been great. We all just want to focus on a game at a time and if we keep it up, we are confident we can get a positive result to this campaign."

    The young manager is looking to build on some of these foundations and will be praising the form of some of his key players. Time will only tell if the gamble pays off.
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  12. September

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    All things considered it is not a bad start at all. Despite being the best team in the league in terms of performance, the plucky club of Middelfart is still rooted to the foot of the table. We are one victory away from 1 point. I am confident we can push up the table but the question is how big will the gap at the top be come the end of the season.

    We have also made another signing. All free as he is an amateur but some good quality cover for the squad.

    Rasmus Johansen
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    Definitely one for the future. Hopefully we can develop him here and he can provide some good cover for the key players. Some nice stats for a young lad.

    Game 1:
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    It took more than an hour to breakdown a stubborn 5 man defence but a wins a win. Also a first club goal for El-Ahmar. Bad news from this game as main man Salami does his ankle in. Hopefully he can recover sooner rather than later.
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    Game 2:
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    Another great display. Quite aggressive with a number of cards shown both ways but we got the goals that mattered. Skipper Vaerum getting of the mark this season and young striker Boesen grabbing a brace.

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    Well the unbeaten run could not last. We play first in the league away from home and come up just short. All 172 fans were treated to a spectacle though with goals flying in everywhere. I expect we will be battling it out with Marienlyst at the end of the season.

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    The final game of the month sees us climb up the table after a comfortable 3-0 win against the bottom club. El-Ahmar grabs another from a set piece and Thrane (who we loaned in) opens his account from midfield. Boesen adds another goal and a fine performance. He get my vote for Player of the Month.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Sammuthegreat View Post
    Haha! I mean, I shouldn't laugh, but...

    I still believe
    Thanks for your sympathy and support buddy. I am still in shock!
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  14. You're on 7 points though now, right? Easy street! You're in form and you've wiped out the points deduction nice and early - could still be a successful season.

  15. I'm enjoying this one! Up the Farts!!
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  16. Quote Originally Posted by Sammuthegreat View Post
    You're on 7 points though now, right? Easy street! You're in form and you've wiped out the points deduction nice and early - could still be a successful season.
    Yeah I think I am. Will post the league table in the next update this morning. Should get promoted but just depends on how big the gap is at the top

  17. Quote Originally Posted by naterr View Post
    I'm enjoying this one! Up the Farts!!

    Haha! Up the Farts! I shall use that as our slogan!
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  18. October

    The month of October is already upon us. The season is going as well as it can really with very few hiccups. We have the best record in the league and we have started to climb up the table after clawing back our deficit.
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    The other major thing to note is we are already half way through the season.
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    With only a handful of games left in the coming month and a home game against the only team to beat us in the league, this is it. I am not 100% sure how the format works but I imagine they have a winter break and do the playoffs later on. We shall see. For now it's all about the next 5 games and getting as many points as possible.

    Game 1:
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    The scoreline makes it look tighter than it was (oo matron!). Skipper Vaerum got us up and running and the highlight of the game was Salami's long range thunderbolt hit with some force. Our resident Iranian right back (nutcase) got another card and has now exceeded the points allowed so is banned for one game.
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    Whilst he is off to anger management, Said has also picked up his Danish citizenship from the embassy. Busy day for the lad.
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    A very disappointing draw. We lost the lead early doors but managed to answer before half time. After a stern team talk it seemed that my Danish was not as fluent as I thought as they didn't bother turning up. I did however get a bucket of fried chicken delivered to my house...

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    WHAT. A. GAME! El-Ahmar decided to channel his inner Jamie Carragher and score an own goal off the first bit of play. Before we could reply, they had 2. Half time came and my angry Danish lessons were about to kick in. I spat out a host insults and threatened to give them the Phil Brown style telling off at the end of the game. Feeling embarrassed and with some tactical changes from myself, the lads came back to win! UP THE FARTS!

    The only bad news is we have lost our number 1 young striker for the rest of the season effectively.
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    Game 4:
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    The streak continues with a comfortable win. Skipper Casper leading the way again, with our only American scoring the second.

    Game 5:
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    0-0. Cheers lads. Our nutcase Iranian decides to become Vinnie Jones and tries to set the record for the quickest sending off. We need to get the guy some professional help.

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    The end of the month sees us right in the mix for the playoffs. Only 8 points behind Marienlyst, I don't think we have enough games to catch them. We should be able to go up though, that is if the playoffs mean you go up into the next league and not just giving you entry to the local raffle.
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  19. I love random overseas leagues with their bizarre rules. I almost hope winning the playoff does send you on a tour of Denmark's fisheries or something similar. On a serious note though, good job - pretty stunning season considering the points deduction.
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  20. I've never know anything like it! It may indeed produce something bizarre but we shall see! Thanks, I hope that it can continue!

  21. November

    The long anticipated await is here, how will it all end? We only have a one fixture in the schedule so how the rest of the season pans out in terms of the playoffs etc, I don't know yet. The only game of the month is against the team we last lost against.

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    That's more like it! We absolutely battered them. The captain leading the way yet again and a brace in this game means we finish victorious.

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    With that result it seems we have qualified for the Promotion stage. It seems we were in 1 of 3 leagues. the top 4 from each league then face each other in a new league to fight for promotion!

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    The squad will now have a break over the winter so I am hoping to clarify our signings for the next stage and stabilise the finances by selling some deadwood if possible.

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    We have some new fixtures! It may be slightly tougher against stronger teams now. The extra fixtures should prove a good challenge for the young squad and most importantly we have no further point deductions to worry about!
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    Festive cheer for Middelfart fans
    This year it seems that the odds were stacked against Middelfart Boldklub. With a -15 point deficit from last season's financial fair play breach. That coupled with the appointment of a foreign manager, it seemed that the club was destined for a rough patch while they recover. Laden in debt, it seemed that the club would struggle to attract any new players.

    In a somewhat miraculous turn around, the club has finished the first period in second place despite being so far behind early on in the season. With just one league loss this season, Middelfart are the in form team heading into the Promotion Stages.

    With February looming, there are some friendlies that Middelfart have organised hoping to regain some match fitness after the winter break. All eyes will be on van der Westhuizen to see if he can continue his good start to his managerial career.

  23. Winter
    In the words words of the Starks, "Winter is coming" or rather winter is here. The end of the first period has brought in a very cold chill. It's usually cold up North, but I haven't known cold like this before. Luckily my house is well insulated and I have a very nice log burner. The locals are friendlier and my neighbours often invite me for dinner. I feel like I am turning the tide with the supporters and feel more driven to make a success of Middelfart.
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    The mid season player of the year awards have just passed and our captain and leader, Casper Vaerum has landed himself 3rd place. Well done skip!

    In order to keep competitive with the new teams we will be facing in the Promotion Stage we have organised some friendlies to get the lads' fitness back up to scratch. We also need to add some more players for depth so I have loaned in a new player from our parent club.

    Federico Castanheira
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    Signed from Odder in our division, the Portuguese left back has decent stats for a sub for Nielsen. He is cheap and cheerful.

    Yao Dieudonne
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    Ooo! Tasty little winger from our parent club. No cost. No brainer.

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    For a bit of income (mainly) and also to test our mettle against the big boys, we organised a friendly against Danish super club Brondby. It was over before the lads were out the changing room. Finnish hero Teemu Pukki scored his hat trick 7 minutes in. We got one back for some pride but Pukki wasn't done and scored a fourth.

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    The concerning thing is we were playing poor teams and didn't look convincing. We won a few but I would have liked to have won the rest after the Brondby test. Our next fixture will be the first in the Promotion Stage. I reckon my Danish is not as good as I thought as my assistant has organised another friendly during the main season! Plonker!
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  24. March
    The Promotion stages begin this month and it will be interesting to see if we can hold our own against stronger opposition.

    Game one:
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    Our first game saw us start off with a rapid goal from youngster Mads Raben. He took a matter of seconds to tuck the ball into the back of the net. 3 points see us rise up to second in the table. The odd thing is that we seem to have carried over the points from the first phase of the season. All these twists and turns keep me on my feet!

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    The odd friendly in among the main fixtures. A chance for our youngsters to prove themselves, a chance for them to show what they can do for the remaining fixtures. Only it didn't go at all to plan, losing 2-0 against a team that struggles to get 11 players on a regular basis is not good. I made sure I didn't walk home alone after the game, just in case some of the villagers decide to light their torches.

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    Our first of back to back games against league leaders Thisted. Given their form this season I think these guys will be in contention for automatic promotion places. After going 2-0 a formation change was required. We opted for the more successful 4-2-3-1 formation and managed to pull one back via Mathias Thrane. It was too little too late as the chances came but there was not enough time to get the points we needed.

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    The second game was a lot better. We started with the 4-2-3-1 formation and got our rewards. Everything happened in the first half, we took the lead twice but were unable to hold onto it.

    The upshot of this result has meant a poor month with much improvement needed ahead.
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    We need to up our game!
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  25. You know you can cancel friendlies, right...?

    Still backing you for promotion

  26. No, no I did not... I will keep this in mind for next season! Not really had to cancel friendlies before.

    Cheer man, if the squad keeps fit and we get some solid results it should be in the bag, fingers crossed!

  27. Yeah - if you click to highlight the fixture on the fixtures page, there's a button (on the bottom right on my screen) that says "Cancel Friendly." I tend to use it when my AssMan sorts me a game away to fecking Arsenal when I'm using a Vanarama South side, haha.
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  28. April
    This is where things start getting tense. We are basically on the home stretch but not comfortable enough to take our foot off the pedal. A solid April should see us go top, but it will be difficult seeing as most of the lads still haven't run off their Xmas weight.

    Game 1:
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    First game sees us take on Frem, who have a massive stadium by the way. We normally have just over 100 fans in attendance but at Frem we were able to back in 6 times that. They have capacity for around 20,000 I reckon. The game was frustrating as we completely dominated. They got a penalty early on through some dodgy defending and it took as an age to equalise. The harder we pushed for the winner the more resolute they were so we came away with one.

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    Off the pitch one of our youth players seems to have had a disagreement or two with our resident Iranian (now Danish) mad man.

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    Our second game in April came within a week of the last. A tired team took on Odder and with some help we ended up comfortable 3-0 winners.

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    Due to my good start at Middelfart, the board would like to extend my contract. Be silly to say no really as I still have no formal qualifications. I gladly accept a naughty little pay rise as well.
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    Game 3:
    Back to the football as we have 4 more fixtures for the month.
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    We were in cruise control after 50 minutes. Boesen grabbed a brace after loanee winger Yao got us off the mark with a nice little no look finish past the keeper. The 3-0 meant my players forgot that the game is actually 90 minutes long. They scored two quick fire goals and fearing we would drop points I parked the bus quicker than Mourinho on derby day.

    Game 4:
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    A visit to the team we raided earlier this season for a certain Iranian. We started Said out on the wing hoping he could cause some damage. It was his cross that found Boesen to get us underway. An equaliser on the brink of half time meant we needed to work again for the lead. Luckily Frandsen popped the ball into his own net for our winner before the in form Offenberg brought his team level again.

    Game 5:
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    Back to winning ways as Boesen scores for the third game running! Yao canceled out his goal and Salami scored a screamer. 3 points.

    Game 6:
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    We face the team we started the month off against in a home fixture. I expected a tough game. We gave a full debut to Johanssen who had been impressing in the B team. He looked good and helped us stay competitive. Some managerial genius got out first goal as I changed formation, brought on Weber for Yao and instantly got a goal. We then conceded pretty much right away but it was all part of the plan as Thrane grabbed a winner in the 83rd minute.

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    A much more successful month sees us secure 1st place. Only 1 point ahead means we will need to go 100% in all the remaining games to secure promotion. Things are looking good though!

    Oh and Player of the Month has to be Boesen, the lad was on fire and scored 4 goals in 3 games I believe and now has a healthy 12 goals this season. Not bad for a back up.
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  29. May
    Surprisingly this month is very quiet compared to the manic month of April. Just the two games and a note from my Assistant. If we win the remaining fixtures we will win the league. Cheers for that.

    Game 1:
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    YES LADS! Up the Farts! Battered them from start to finish. Boesen just can't stop scoring. He is on fire! Yao has proved a handy little loan signing getting another goal from out on the wing. Cordua scored a screamer of a free kick to add to the misery of Kjellerup.

    Game 2:
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    Andy Gray would have a field day if he found some work in the Second Division of Denmark. Every game he would be shouting "TIK A BOESEN!"
    Our mercurial Danish youngster has bagged yet another brace and is looking unplayable. I am really glad with his performances and the timing of them so I have invited him into the office for a chat about renewing his contract.
    He agreed and we have secured his services for next season.

    In terms of additions to the squad the one player that stands out a mile and that we could really use is Martin Sondergaard. The experienced defender is well regarded in the league and he is cheap. I am hoping he can tutor some of the youngsters and help us develop the talents in house.

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    That is all for the month of May. Next month will be the final run in and hopefully we can push for a title and automatic promotion. UP. THE. FARTS!
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  30. The Run In

    Hardly any of the fans can believe how far we have come. In the beginning, it was unrealistic to think that we could overturn the -15 point deficit. Yet here we are in a great position to not only gain promotion but also perhaps winning the title.

    Game 1:
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    Absolutley shite. I have not had many opportunities to use fart/poo related puns but we really did shit ourselves in this game. We had were listless, without any real threat and hardly looked like we could do anything right. After going behind we had a chance to get a leveller through our oh so good captain but even he shit the bed. A miss nearly resulted in an immediate counter attack. The more we pushed the more it looked like we were going to concede.
    Game 2:
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    After some very choice words, I had motivated them to really up their game. Avarta gave us a game in the reverse fixtures, not a chance this time. Through our main man Boesen we got 3 goals and were unlucky to concede. The amount of cards they collected showed how frustrated they were.

    Game 3:
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    What a shit show. Almost like game one, we didn't turn up and got shit canned. Well done lads...

    Game 4:

    It's the final game of the season. If we get a win, we get the title. I don't want to put too much pressure on people, the last time I tried getting the lads up for a challenge, they lost 4-0. I can't see another result like that.
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    Whatever it was, it worked! A very good performance from the team with goals from strikers, midfield and defence. Boesen takes his tally to over 20 goals. The most important thing is we have got the victory, secured promotion and also added a league title to the cabinet!

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    A wonderful season. Interesting to see the competition had a 10 year break. They must have done a separate league for a while.

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    The whole team has been praised by the media with plaudits for them and myself coming in from around the town.
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    Confirmation of our excellent season, with a trophy finish!

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    We knew our young striker would be up there at the end of the season but missed the top spot by 3 goals. Still not bad at all considering that he was only only 8 goals in March!

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    3 players from our team got into the Team of the Year. Boesen, Thrane (who was a mid season loan signing) and our only American Thorsheim.

    What a season lads. I did not expect this at all. I have no idea what is in store for next season but there is a lot of planning to do. We need to have a clear out of deadwood, bring in some new staff and maybe if I get some money, I will be able to do some professional qualifications! I now have more trophies than qualifications!

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  31. Boom! Knew you could do it. Superb stuff, onwards and upwards. Maybe some bigger clubs will be a-scoutin'?
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  32. Thanks buddy. It was a close one. The only club that was sniffing around was Thisted FC who we played a few times. I don't think they got promoted and I told the press that I was not interested. I don't think other clubs would touch me without some qualifications though!

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    Middelfart gain promotion to Division One
    In what has been a very surprising turn of events, Middelfart overturned a -15 point deficit to go on and clinch the Division 2 title. With only a handful of losses, the team has gone from a mid table prospect to champions.
    This is even more impressive when considering that their manager, Hein van der Westhuizen, is not even a qualified coach.

    At the start of the campaign many eyebrows were raised at the appointment of a unknown Englishman with no formal qualifications. The risk seems to have paid off wonderfully as the club has found such success.

    As the new season fast approaches, it will be interesting to see what changes the manager will make to his squad. There are rumours that a big reshuffle may be on the card, as we know finances are paramount for debt-ridden Middelfart. More to follow as the season unfolds.

  34. Pre-season
    We are already back at it. Back to training after a very long season. I am finding it quite difficult to adjust to this massive winter break and a very short summer. The players are all back at the training ground and we are working to stay in the division this year. I always like to aim high so I would like a mid table finish.

    After some housekeeping we organised 3 friendlies, got rid of a lot of players and staff and for the first time since I started our wages are in the black.

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    In terms of signings, there wasn't much to shout about but here were the main 2.

    Rasmus Ingemann

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    My new number two! I was drawn to Ingemann for two reasons. 1. He's versatile and has some good stats. 2. He's cheap. A player and a new assistant all in one!

    Thomas Madsen
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    Definitely one for the future. At only 15 Madsen still looks like a baller. If we can bring him through the ranks and he can chip in from midfield then happy days.

    In addition to these we brought Thane and Weber back in on loan from our parent club OB and also signed a few amateurs on. I am still looking for ways to strengthen the team and as we have nearly £2k a week spare, I may dabble.

    During the 3 friendlies I tried mixing it up a bit and played some lads on trial who I signed and also rotated to get the fitness up. We won all three pretty comfortably. The lads look raring to go for the competitive season!

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  35. The Beginning
    The new season is here. We are as ready as we will ever be. The quest to get Middelfart up into the top league is underway again. Our campaign starts at our fortress, FTZ og Arena. I really need to get that name changed!

    Game 1:
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    My new assistant manager advised me to take a defensive approach. Bollocks to that I said. We went for a controlling game and got 2 good goals. We defended well in the end as HB Koge built the pressure by scoring in the 69th minute. 3 points in our first Division One game - Up the Farts!

    Game 2:
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    An away trip to Hjorring. Practically tropical temperature of 21 Degrees meant the coach trip felt like a stag do in Faliraki. The game was not as interesting at all with a bore 0-0 draw the result. Yellow cards were picked up left, right and centre.

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    As the month of July only featured two games, I have included the first game of August into my report. A combination of our opening two games really. Smidt opened the scoring for Skive and with many yellow cards, Skive were reduced to 10 men after 66 minutes. We tried to capitalise on the advantage and our pressure paid off as Vaerum won a penalty and scored it! A point will do!

    So after 3 games in our new league, we have 4 points and not lost!

    The only further addition we made worth mentioning is the signing of Jakob Andreason. The winger joins us for a fee of £800 which is quite something considering most of our signings are amateurs. He seems to be a decent player but sadly the board feel like he is a poor signing. Hopefully he can prove them wrong.

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  36. August
    Fixtures are starting to come in quicker as we have found with Danish football. They tend to pack the fixtures list around the winter months to accommodate for the break. One of the most positive things from this season is the financial side of things. The money we are getting for televised matches is chipping away at the club debt. The sooner we get into a positive financial position it allows us to do so much more. Maybe apply to become professional, build a new stadium, or maybe even send me on a football course!

    Game 1:
    Our first match in the Danish Cup is against the Club that were rumoured to be after my services. Both teams were promoted from Division 2 and now face off for the first time.
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    What a night. What a game. We were written off by the press, they said our new look team is not up to it. The old guard provided the breakthrough, a lovely flowing move was put away cooly by Salami. Some solid defensive work allowed us to counter attack effectively. Captain Casper Vaerum grabbed our second with a tidy finish and with that our ticket to round two of the Danish cup!

    Game 2:
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    Back to First Division fixtures. Back at our hard-to-pronounce fortress. A massive 2 away fans turned up to support their team but they were soon drowned out by our manic 191 home fans. Our skipper seems to be on something as he scored half an hour in. Loanee Kristian Weber added another just after the hour mark. A comfortable win that sent their 2 away fans unhappy.

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    It has not been long since we played Thisted, this time we were unable to get a win. Positive that we get 1 point.

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    Back at home! Our American Chris Thorsheim scored from a corner early doors. They replied with 2 goals of their own and it looked like we were destined for defeat. The last minute of added time, Vaerum picks up the ball on the right wing, uses his pace to burst into the box. He's brought down! PENALTY! Can he avoid the jeers of the away fans to get Middelfart? Of course he can! 2-2! Another point!

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    The final game for August sees us take on Jammerbugt in the second round of the Danish Cup. Despite us being in a higher division, I think the home advantage gave Jammerbugt an edge. It was a set piece that opened our scoring, the towering centre back Cordua nodded in a corner. We tried being cautious as I didn't want to risk an early exit in the cup. We set up shop and saw the game out. Our 1 travelling fan was very happy to grab a lift back on the hopping, celebration filled Middelfart coach.

    Monthly review:
    Not a bad month at all. 2 wins in the cup. Undefeated in the league, just outside promotion places. This has been a good start, I just hope we can start scoring some more goals as our main man from last season, Boesen has not been able to carry over his form.

    Luckily the player of the month has stepped up. It is none other than our captain Casper Vaerum. His goals have proved very valuable to our season already.
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  37. September
    We have been somewhat overachieving with our little club so far. This month will be a true test of our calibre, with most fixtures against the better sides in this division.

    Game 1:
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    The first game of the month sees us travel away with our 1 loyal travelling fan. A worthwhile trip in the end as we come away with 3 points and a debut goal for new boy Jakob Andreasen.

    Game 2:
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    Back at home, we have some great momentum and we are playing against a high flying Vejle. It took us a while to get going but eventually got the breakthrough thanks to loanee Weber. He seems to have stepped up to fill the shoes of Boesen who hasn't got going at all yet. Hopefully that will change soon. In the meantime we got 3 points and we are defying all the critics by being in the mix for promotion.

    The victory means we are undefeated in 12 games! A new record for the club and hopefully one that we can continue.
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    A home game next to top of the table FC Roskilde. It was always going to be a tough ask. With an early penalty opportunity that was put away by Vaerum we looked to be in control. With fatigue setting in, we conceded 2 goals in the second half. Our first defeat, this one hurt.

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    Next game we got the recently relegated Viborg. They have been tipped to bounce right back up to the SuperLigue but we have other intentions for the big boys. A very aggressive approach saw the home team pick up cards and reduced to 10 men after just 18 minutes. We tried to push up further and get a goal but the home team scored just before the hour. Eventually we broke through and got an equaliser thanks to Andreasen.

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    The final game of the month was against the number 2 side in the league. A bore draw but a disappointing on seeing as they were down to 9 men, we were still unable to break through. Not good reading really but still a point is a point.

    Monthly review:
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    The table makes for good reading. After 11 games we are third, it is quite tight but I am confident that a few more wins we will be either mid table or perhaps a bit higher up!

    Player of the month was slim pickings really, but my choice is Jakob Andreasen. He scored an important goal and has started to chip away at that price tag that the board are so unhappy with.
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    High flying Middelfart take giant strides

    In what some have called the surprise of the year, semi-professional football club Middelfart have defied their relegation tipped odds by sticking it to the big boys. Last year's Division Two champions have built on their foundations to become one of the leading teams in Division One.

    With an incredible run of results, the underdogs have amassed a reputable 18 points in 11 games which sees them lie in third place. They are within touching distance of league leaders FC Roskilde and having only narrowly lost against them a few weeks ago, confidence must surely be high.

    Rumour has it that due to the clubs position at the end of the first period they have been rewarded financially. A sum of £161,000 will surely provide some much needed stability for the financially burdened club. The remainder of the season will be a challenge for the small club of Middelfart.

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  39. October
    Thanks to a big influx of money thanks to our 4th place position in the league, we have a very healthy budget for a change.

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    It may not seem a lot but this really is a great step for the club. With this money, we are able to send our coaches on courses to improve the coaching. Building some further foundations to improve the facilities and maybe expand the stadium in the next few years.
    I therefore asked the board to fund my first coaching course. It worked!
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    Game 1:
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    October starts off with an away game and with our 1 trusty fan, we moved out to Castus Park to face HB Koge. Boesen gets a start as we fielded a slightly different team to bring in some rotation. Boesen rediscovered his form from last year and bagged an early goal in the game after Andreasen got injured. We were doing so well, until right towards the end we kept them at bay. A draw is a draw though!

    Game 2:
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    What a result. Considering we were down a goal early on, luckily they lost a man before the break. 2 second half goals saw us claim all three points and move into promotion places!

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    With the important cup game just around the corner, we fielded a slightly weaker team and it seemed to work a treat against the much fancied Skive IK. Captain Vaerum scored within 5 minutes but the lead did not last long at all. We scored in the last few minutes of the game only to be outdone as Sterring scored a very late equaliser. Unlucky lads.

    Game 4:
    On a cold, wet, windy night in Middelfart, we welcomed FC Nordsjaelland to the fortress.
    A very promosing start saw us grab a lead through Julius Eskesen. What a start!
    We were then careful and set up to hit them on the counters. Robin Soder scored just before the break and at the half time team talk we looked good value still. I said to the lads we can do this, keep working hard and we can beat these.
    Sadly it was not to be, it looked like we were getting ready for extra time until Soder struck again via a long ball. He slot the ball past Radza and gave the SuperLigue club a lead. And that is how it stayed. A tough loss but a performance we can be proud of!
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    Following our cup game loss, we take on bottom side AB. Not much to say really, a bore draw that we should have won.

    Monthly Review:
    A very mixed month. Some good results alongside some games we should have won. The positive news is the fact that the board have seen fit to offer me a new contract. I am glad to accept it and take the club further!
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    My player of the month is a tough one as very few stood out, it was a team performance. So I am going to give the whole team my vote.

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  40. November
    We have a fair amount of fixtures to get through this month before the long, cold winter break.

    Game 1:
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    Familiar opposition as we are visited by Thisted FC. It has been a real back and forth between two teams with neither one seeming to gain an advantage. We were fortunate to edge this contest thanks to last season's hero Malthe Boesen. I am happy that he is rediscovering his form and hope it continues.

    Game 2:
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    Game two was a bitter pill to swallow. We played on the counter and got very lucky from a corner, Mads Aaquist turning the ball into his own net. We set up to contain the game and protect the lead. Sebastian Krogdahl had other plans however, striking twice in 3 minutes before we could respond. Desperately close but not close enough. Dropped points.

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    A home game agaisnt mid-table Fredericia. This should have been a routine win, it turned out to be anything but. Mathias Schjodt is meant to be one of our best players but he has spurned far too many goal scoring chances. His negative influence is not doing us any favours. A loss was not ideal and prolongs our run of bad form.

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    Wow. Unbelievable. I can't fathom just quite how shit we were. I tried everything, tactic changes, subs, team talks and throwing water bottles across the touchline. I just can't get over how poor we were against a team we were meant to beat.

    Only slightly more positive news, Boesen scoops player of the year from the Second Division.
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    Now back to the bad news. We just can't seem to get Salami to extend his contract. He wants far too much money and we cannot afford his ludicrous wage demands and he won't negotiate. Sadly he will leave the club.
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    With Salami's departure reinforcements are needed. My plan is to play Cordua as the DM and I have brought in Nicolai Johannessen to play at CB.
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    I have also managed to complete my first coaching qualification! I have asked to go on the next level course.
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    Monthly Review:

    And to end what has been a terrible month, Salami has kicked us in the balls by joining first placed FC Roskilde.
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    We are in desperate need for a turn in fortunes, the winter break may prove useful and we hope to come back to more success in the new year. The player of the month is not even worth mentioning as no one stood up. We do have a villain though, Mathias Schjodt was woeful. He had the cheek to complain about his playing time as well but he just hasn't produced at all. Shocking month all around and probably the lowest moment of my career so far.
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  41. March
    It took me a few days to get some space and have a think about how to turn a month of turmoil around. Our horrible form before the winter break meant that we were left with a headache. The boys left for their break and I had some time to rethink things before the friendlies.

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    Well that went shockingly badly. Out of the 5 games, we should have won 4. A tough game against top tier Hobro IK was expected and we held our own to a degree, but the shambles of a performances that had surrounded this fixtures. This needs to change drastically if we want to stay in the running for promotion.

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    We have a busy schedule for March so let's get to it.

    Game 1:
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    First up a surprising win against Viborg FF. Johansen scores just before the hour mark and Captain Casper gets another one. Luckily we held on until the end for the 3 points.

    Game 2:
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    A boring yet credible draw against a rival for promotion. Schjodt is still shite.

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    Only 3 days rest between games and we face another tough opponent. 2-2 in the end with a brace from loanee Yao. Playing the last 20 minutes with 10 men so it was all right considering.

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    A very interesting progression as top tier FC Midtjylland were wanting a word, if you believe rumours. Although I denied it, it has got me thinking!

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    Another win! It came through a last minute penalty but we will take it! Skive could have been a real bogey team but we did it.

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    Another 0-0 but this one was more disappointing. We played bottom side Vendsyssel FF and we struggled, really struggled. It didn't feel like we were playing a weaker team. Schjodt missed a sitter and still hasn't scored, so I have warned him that I will have to transfer list him if he doesn't sort himself out.

    Monthly Review:
    Considering the shite month time we had before the winter, this undefeated run was quite welcome. We are within reach of promotion and with 8 games left, it could be a reality!

    Player of the month: Between our Skipper Vaerum and Kristian Weber, they both had a solid month and pitched in with big plays to get the wins.
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  42. No fart jokes in Midtjylland, think about that before you make any final decisions.
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  43. April
    The end of the season is nearly upon us and it feels like it has flown in. With just 8 games remaining, we are actually in the hunt for promotion. If we are sensible and grind out a few results, lets get to it!

    Game 1:
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    Up against lower table AB, Molberg pops up with his first goal of the club! The other goal also came from a debutant scorer, Offenberg breaking through the high defensive line of AB. 3 points!

    Game 2:
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    Another game against out rivals Thisted saw us go behind early on. It took an hour to draw level and the remainder of the game was fruitless.

    Game 3:
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    Another tough game, despite some anxiety around the stadium, Weber scored to give us the lead. The rest of the game was a competition of who could get the most cards. On that front, they won. We got the 3 points again and it was another glorious result that sees us edge closer to the top of the table.

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    Somewhat inevitable news, we got shot of Schjodt due to him being a woeful liability. The bastard even had the cheek to complain about his playing time! Well his stats spoke for themselves:
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    Shockingly shit and he has risen to my worst signing on Football Manager.

    Game 4:
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    Phew, a very close call in this game. We were battered! I had to call them all sorts at half time but it seems to have worked! Johansen grabs another and we go marching on!

    Game 5:
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    End of the month sees us take on Fredericia away from home. They are also rumoured to be in for my services, I have obviously declined. Anyway on to the game. Our faithful away army of one cheering us on, we broke through with last year's player of the year Boesen! He has been a little quiet but still not as bad as Schjodt.

    With that result, we rise all the way to second! Only 1 point behind Roskilde.
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    We have 3 games left to really stake our claim. Promotion is a real possibility but winning back to back titles? Surely not?

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  44. The run in
    Three games. That's all we have left to rewrite the history books for little ol' Middelfart FC. We were written off before the season started. Everyone said we were facing relegation. Well look at us now you bunch of nay-saying bastards! Theoretically we can win the title if we win all 3 games and results go our way! Dare to dream lads, dare to dreams.

    Game 1:
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    Probably the easier of the final 3 games we have. Viborg have been well below par this season and we needed to be very professional in our approach. The man who has stepped up all season has done it yet again. Vaerum scores and sets us on our way. Beciri added his second goal for the season in the second half. A late consolation goal for them but it was not enough. 3 more points for the Farts!

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    As a credit to how close the league has been this year, with only 2 games left we have secured promotion!

    Game 2:
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    Now for the tough game. We are facing the team that has led the table for most of the season. They seem to have gone a bit wayward now and are struggling to maintain their lead. We also face up against our former star player Salami, who was greeted by our fans shouting "JUDAS!". The hostile atmosphere made for a tense game, Bertolt opened the scoring early on in the second half. We were up against it now, the season is on the line. We threw men forward and eventually got something. Tripped in the box, PENALTY! Vaerum steps up, as he has done all season to cooly slot away the penalty! We share the points and importantly we move into first place!

    Game 3:
    This is it. The game of games. With just our 1 trusty away fan we took on third place Silkeborg IF. Let's head down to the commentators for this exciting final day.

    Silkeborg IF vs Middelfart
    This is what the beautiful game is all about. The table is balanced delicately. If Middelfart win they will secure the title, if they draw it is still possible if results go their way. A loss could see them fall all the way to third place.

    20 Minutes: A nervy start from both teams sees little in the way of attacking. Silkeborg are on the counter now, running the ball down the right flank, cutting inside onto the left foot. *Crunch* Ohh, what a bone crunching tackle from Molberg, he could be in trouble here. YELLOW CARD! He is a lucky boy after that big tackle, completely mis-timed.
    37 Minutes: The game is still very close here, both sides struggling to make possession count. Now Middelfart have a chance to break with Jul bombing forward from left back, he plays a cute little pass into midfield for Vaerum who is tackled from behind by Vendelbo! Surely that's a card! It is yellow and now a chance for Vaerum to take a freekick. He blazes the shot over the bar.

    Half time:
    0-0 at the break. It is obvious that both teams do not want to lose this game. It is finely poised for the second half.

    53 Minutes: News just filtering in now from the other game. FC Roskilde have taken the lead, as it stand Middelfart drop down to second place.

    61 Minutes: CHANCE! Boesen is played a long ball over the top from Vaerum but is unable to bring it under his control. The keeper collects. Still 0-0.

    78 Minutes: OUCH! Another big tackle flying in, this time it is Boesen who goes into the book. Yellow card for the striker and it looks like that is his final contribution to the game. Weber looks to be ready on the side line.

    80 Minutes: This game is really heating up, we have seen some strong challenges and it was only a matter of time until someone got hurt. This time it is Middelfart Captain Vaerum with a serious injury. The stretcher is coming on, he landed awkwardly after competing for a header. Let's hope it isn't as bad as it first looked.

    84 Minutes: Another yellow card as Cordua is cautioned for another poor tackle. Chances have been rare and the players are fatigued in these tricky conditions as it has now started to rain heavily.

    87 Minutes: A chance here for Middelfart. Some patient build up play has seen a gap emerge. The ball is played through from deep and it is Weber who is through here, 1 on 1, he takes it onto his right foot. Keeper dives, it's gone underneath him GOOOOALLLLLL!!!!!! Absolute scenes as the crowd goes barmy! Kristian Weber has taken this game by the scruff of the neck and may have just won the title for Middelfart!

    89 Minutes: Silkeborg are in all out attack mode, Middelfart are trying to park the bus. Chance here for the home team, OHHH!! A heavy touch from Salquist sees him try to win it back from Cordua but he goes in two footed! Only a yellow card!

    90 Minutes: The whistle goes! The only Middelfart fan runs onto the pitch! They have done it!!!

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    Incredible. Just incredible.
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    I still can't believe it.

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    Big things are coming to Middelfart. The club has just announced an expansion to the stadium to bump up capacity to 10,000.

    They have also offered me a new contract which I gladly accept. The club is now officially professional as well!

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    I still can't quite believe it. Even as I write this now. We have done it. Our left back and our skipper have also made it into the Team of the Year!
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    The curtain closes on this season and the final league table looks like this.
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    Only 4 losses this season and a shit load of draws has seen us pip stronger teams to the title. A quite unbelievable feat for a semi-professional outfit that only gained promotion from Division Two last year.

    Monthly Review:
    Earlier this season saw one of the lowest points in my career. This month is the polar opposite! Back to back promotions. Back to back league titles. What an incredible feeling and all that with a small team.

    Player of the month has to be our Skipper Vaerum. He stepped up when it mattered most, as he has done all season. He single handedly dragged us through games and this month was no different. His calm and professional approach made all the difference. He would also be my vote for player of the year!

    And now we start preparing for our first season in the Super Ligue!!

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    Middelfart gain fairytale promotion!
    It is not often that Danish football makes the headlines but this story needs to be told. In a Leicester like fashion, Middelfart have stunned the football world by becoming Champions of Division One in Denmark. What makes this feat even more incredible is the fact that this was their first season in the division having been promoted as champions of Division 2 last year.

    Little known English manager, Hein van der Westhuizen was given the job at the start of the Division 2 campaign. Many local pundits were left in dismay as they could not comprehend the massive risk Middelfart has taken in appointing this unproven and frankly, unqualified manager. The risk has paid dividends and then some as the young manager has brought a wealth of success to the club and has also led them to their highest division in the clubs history.

    Middelfart will now begin to prepare for life in the top division of Danish football and will host the like of FC Copenhagen and FC Midtjylland. Odds have already been stacked against the newly established professional Middelfart and they are expected to be in the relegation zone from the off.
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  46. Great stuff mate, keep up the good work!
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  47. Quote Originally Posted by TheLuckDuck View Post
    Great stuff mate, keep up the good work!
    Thanks buddy, next season is going to be hellishly tough though! We will see if we can keep fighting on!

  48. New Season 2018/19

    Last year's success is only a few months ago but the new season is already upon us. It is going to be a brilliant achievement if we can stay up this year. Our first game is not that far away and we need to get busy readying the squad for the new Super Ligue season.

    First off we start by reinforcing the defence. Ostergaard has agreed to join us at the end of his contract. He looks to be a solid defender!
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    Andre Riel
    We have snagged a real bargain here. A free transfer for last years First Division top goalscorer. With over 25 goals, he should be able to bag a few this year too.
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    Asger Bust Sorensen
    Our new midfield enforcer. We needed a replacement for Salami and Sorensen is that guy. At only 21, he is going to have many successful years ahead I hope.
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    Adriel d'Avila Ba Loua
    A new left back or left midfielder! This lad can't half cross a ball and has decent physical stats.
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    Mathias Jensen
    Our other main man in midfield, this lad can play and has all the stats to look like a formidable player. He is young and has bags of potential.

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    Kristoffer Munksgaard
    Another top signing if I say so myself. Kristoffer seems like the very sort of guy who can cut inside and score some bangers from range.
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    At the end of July, we also have the season review and the release of the new fixtures. I still can't believe we are Champions!

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    Our pre-season friendlies were varied. First up we faced last season's opposition AB, we came away with a comfortable win! We then faced our former parent club OB, who have cancelled the link seeing as we are in the same league. Only a 1-0 loss, not too bad considering we have a new team. The remainder of the fixtures were comfortable and included a 7-0 drubbing of a local team as a morale booster. It looks like the team is gelling well, in particular the budding partnership between new man Riel and Boesen looks to be working as the pair have scored over 10 goals between them.

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    The only hiccup we are facing is the squad registration. Due to our meteoric rise, we have had to get rid of a lot of deadwood. There needs to be 4 players who have trained at the club for at least 3 years. We are currently lacking those 'homegrown' players, hopefully we can get by a little longer with not much difficulty.
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    This is it. The start of Middelfart's highest ever division campaign. This is an entirely different beast, the teams are vastly more experienced, better established and financially stable than our little club. I have requested to do my National B Licence which the board have accepted, so hopefully I can fly through that. In the meantime some extra staff have come in to add to the quality of the training sessions.
    We are working on a new tactic too, the 5-3-2 will be in operation as we look to frustrate teams and stop conceding.

    Superliga: OB vs Middelfart
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    Another game against our former parent club, only this time it was for reals in the league. We have picked up 20 further supporters to add to our faithful 1 away fan from last season. In the build up we were written off as I expect we will be most of the time this season but a very credible 0-0 draw is a good start I think.

    Superliga: Middelfart vs AC Horsens
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    Our first home game in our new temporary stadium. A bumper crowd of nearly 500 people turned up to witness the spectacle. Beciri got us off to a flyer by scoring a beautifully struck shot into the top left. Bjerregaard pegged us back on level terms a few minutes later. Just before half time, new boy Andre Riel showed why he was top scorer in the First Division last year by slotting a tidy low finish past the keeper. We parked the bus but it was not to be as the relentless pressure saw Johannessen deflect a cross into his own net. Robbed of 3 points but at least we got 1.

    Superliga: AGF vs Middelfart
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    Another away game, I know it is in August but with 5 games this month, I thought we would do this on in July's report. We set up in the 5-3-2 and looked to counter. We got battered, until a moment of luck. On the break Riel gets caught in the box and the crowd jeers for a penalty! GIVEN! New DM powerhouse Sorensen steps up to give us the lead before half time. For the rest of the game we played on the counter before setting up to contain. This seemed to work as we got the result and our very first 3 points in the Superliga!

    Monthly Review:
    All things considered, I don't think the month could have gone much better. 3 games, 0 defeats, 5 points.
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    We are placed in second at the moment ahead by one game. This won't last. The target is to get to 30 points to secure promotion. 25 points from 30 games? Doable, I reckon.

    Player of the month: Andre Riel - Our new striker has started life well. Scoring one, and getting us another through a penalty. Let's hope he can continue this form.
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  50. Very solid! Doubtless there will be a rough patch or two but that's a damn fine start.
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