Ashley Museveni: The Zimbabwe Zig-Zag.

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July 1st; 7:55pm

An unusually cold summer night in Birmingham, England. I am sitting outside Wolves youth academy manager, Mick Halsalls office. I am sitting next to a few of the other players for the academy, today is the day I turn 17 and I am allowed to play professionally for Wolves, if I get in. They are selecting only a few players to go into the first team or reserves and me being here since I was nine-years-old, I feel I have a great chance. Mick pokes his head round the door, "Ashley Museveni please." He smiles as he notices me and I gain confidence from his glance. I walk into his room, parking my **** on the leather seats. "So Ashley." He starts, "I have the decision to whether you're in or not." My heart begins to pump rapidly. "Unfortunately, we're going to have to let you go." My heart sinks. I want to curl up into a ball and die. "Sorry." I shake my head, "No need to be sorry. Thankyou for everything Mike, Coach." "No, thankyou for you're effort over the years, Good luck in the future don't stop playing. You'll get a break, you'll definately get a break." I smile happily but it is a fake smile. I nod to him, exiting the room. I shake my head at the players outside who grit they're fists. They all know I'm the best player there.

July 1st; 8:40pm
I hop in a taxi and head home." Blood rushes to my head, my heart sinks to the pit of my stomach, it's aching. Storming through my front door, my parents ask me the question, and I give that answer no son wants to give there parents. "I wasn't good enough." They sigh, walking over to me and hugging me. "Don't be too sad son" my dad smiles. 'Is he taking the ****?' I think to myself. He passes me the phone and plays the answer machine. "Hello, I'm Chris Hutchings assistant, Martin O'Connor here at Walsall, I was wondering if you'd give me a call as soon as you get this, I have a mouth watering offer for you. 077432781440. Thanks, Bye." My sadness turns to joy as I hug both of my parents and punch the air with happiness. I decide I'd ring him the next morning, first thing.


July 2nd; 9:30am
I run downstairs as I get up, pulling on a shirt and tracksuit bottoms. I walk straight to the phone, dialling the number he had given me. I ring the number, after a few rings someone picks up. "Hello." "Hi Martin, It's Ashley, you left me a voicemail yesterday?" "Ahh, yes. Hello Ashley, I would like you to come down to the Bescott today, I want you to meet our back-staff and chariman and mainly Mr. Hutchings. Come around 2 O'clock if you can? Be ready for action." "Oh my, of course I will, Thankyou very much." "No worries, I'll see you at two then, Bye." "Bye, oh wait will I need kit, shinpads, boots that sort of stuff." "No don't worry about that, it's sorted, see you later." With that I hung up, this could be the day that changed my life. I got ready straight away.

July 2nd; 1:55pm
I pull up alongside the stadium, my dad wishes me good luck as I get out of the car, as I gaze in awe at the stage, one day I might be playing on. I walk into the main reception and approach the counter however Martin sneaks up behind me tapping me on the shoulder, offering me a handshake. "You must be Ashley" he grins at me. I return his smile, "I'm guessing this is Martin?" "Yes, come with me." I shake his hand and we begin to walk. He takes me into the changing room where the whole of the Walsall squad are sitting looking at me with Chris Hutchings. My heart drops and I shake Chris' hand. "Hello Ashley, I've heard so much about you. I'd like to introduce you to the team." Chris takes me down the line introducing me to all the players, but first he introduces me to club captain --. Star Striker Darren Byfield throws some new Nike Mecurials at me and a Walsall training, "Suit up big-guy it's training" before winking at me. I smile ear to ear and quickly shove on the kit.

July 2nd; 2:30pm
The training session start with a warm-up but after that we stretch out and get into two teams. We begin the match for 25 minutes each way, I play in my favourite position wide left. Dwayne Mattis supplies it too me on the left wing, as I zig in and out concluding the snazzy move with an amazing zig-zag type flip-flap to beat best right-back Rhys Weston, and stand it up to the back post where Darren Byfield powers it in with an amazing header. 1 - 0. "Well played ZigZag" laughs Darren Byfield as we high five.

20 Minutes Gone
Dwayne Mattis has it yet again but this time slides me in, one on one with the keeper, I try a cheeky chip that hits the top of the bar and bounces out. I am frustrated but Mattis applauds me.

Half Time
Our team huddle together having a bit of a laugh but we are ready for the second half of this training game. I am congratulated but am told not to get complacement, my future at the club depends on it.

Kick-Off
We take kick off as I'm given the ball, I check back onto my stronger right foot and hit a 30-yard-ball to the other side for Steve Jones, who side-steps challenges left right and centre, mesmorising the defence before cooly slotting it into the bottom corner. He congratulates me as I get a sudden buzz. I high-five Darren Byfield again, who seems to be really impressed with me.

15 Minutes In
Julian Gray skins our right back and gives a through ball to goalscorer Troy Deeney, who gets in but blazes it miles over the bar. All the players give him stick and even the coaching staff have a laugh with him as he puts his face into his hands.

Full-Time 2-0.
It finishes 2-0 to us and straight after I've shook hands with the boys, Chris Hutchings leads me off, whisking me into his office. He offers me a seat and cuts straight to the chase. "We heard about you from a former player, and friend of the club Mike Halsall. He say's that you're a future talent and he didn't think you'd get a chance in the starting line-up in the Wolves team. That is why he dropped you but he knew you'd be a huge hit. So we snapped you up and I know you'd be over-the-moon with a youth contract for us, correct?" My words don't come out so instead I nod my head. He looks at me with a puzzling face, "But we're not going to give you one.." My heart sinks, rejected again. "We're signing you professional, you were sensational out there, gave Julian Gray a run for his money. How does £2,000 a week sound Ashley" I stand there in absolute amazement and after a few seconds I manage to stutter, "...uhh, yeah, that would be great." "Fantastic, just sign here. We've already got permission from you're agent." "What, I have an agent now." "Ha, yeah I think you're father took it upon himself to become you're agent." My dad comes in through the door with a huge smile on his face, with a expensive suit on. I grin signing the lucrative contract. I shake Chris' hand and exit. "I'll be in touch." I manage to here walking out of the room.
 
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Really good read so far, I'll Follow for sure.
 
Cheers guys, I'm going to update the OP so I'll say 'Update' when I've done it ;) :)

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Updatee!

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July 14th; 6:00pm
We arrive at the 'Coronation Park' getting off the coach I walk over to new signing Jonathan Obika, who gives me a respect and hugs me patting me on the back. There are hundreds of flyers everywhere highlighting Eastwood vs. Walsall, kick-off 7:45pm. I have been named in the 16 to face Eastwood away here. I missed the previous two clashes with a slight injury, the 3 - 0 victory against the Reserves and the 2 - 2 draw with Shrewsbury however I am geared up for this game and hope to have at least 20 or so minutes. It is raining heavily but I am not bothered. Assistant Manager Martin takes us into the stadium and shows us to the changing room.

6:45pm
Our whole team go out for a warm up and as it goes on more and more people pile into the smaller stadium here at Eastwood. We then takes turns taking shots at first team keeper Ince. I hit one which almost breaks the net a real screamer. "Fantastic Ashley" shouts skipper Rhys Weston. Obika steps up and scuffs it five yards wide of the post, "You're really showing us why we signed you Johnny boy" teases Steve Jones. We go in ready for the team to be announced.

7:15pm
"Quiet lads, this is the team. In goal, Clayton Ince. From right to left, the defence, Weston, McDonald, Hughes, Vincent. We're going to play three midfielder and two attacking midfielders with one up front. Right midfield, Jonesy, central midfielder, Dwayne Mattis and left midfield Matt Richards." I now know they're is a slim chance of me making the last three. "Attacking midfielders will be, Mark Bradley and Ashley Museveni, up front Jonathan Obika." I grin ear to ear and high-five an equally happy Johnathan Obika and we make our way out to the pitch, Weston gears us all up.


5 Minutes'
A corner is given to McDonald who lays it back to Obika, I try an make an angle, instead Jonathan goes for glory, narrowly missing the top corner. Good start by the lads.

13 Minutes'
Good ball across from Richards again from the corner, I get to the back post and out-leap there centre half headering it back across goal and just missing the far post.

45 Minutes'
I make a darting run into the box and a beautiful ball comes over again this time from Jonathan Obika and I manage to stick my head on it.. it loops... just over. Good first half.

Half Time
"C'mon lads, we should be stuffing these idiots. Ash, keep composed but you're playing great, look for runs in behind. Keep going boys, let's finish these toss**'s off."

48 Minutes'
A throw in on they're eighteen yard line is given to Mark Bradley, in a desperate attempt to get into the lead, I make a good run in behind the defnce and they step up leaving me all alone, he delivers a good ball as I time my run perfectly and run in and nod it past the flailing keeper! GOALL!!! I punch the air in happiness. Walsall 1 - 0 Eastwood.

60 Minutes'
A hit and hope ball down the line fall to Matt Richards, who skins the full back, giving himself some time to deliver a cross and I'm free in the box again, and it's straight onto my head. GOALLL!! Walsall 2 - 0 Eastwood. Museveni 2 - 0 Eastwood.

FULL TIME
WALSALL 2 - 0 EASTWOOD
Museveni 48' 60'
MAN OF THE MATCH: MUSEVENI.

Team Talk'
"Lads, I know that was pretty routine but you went about you're work superbly. Everyone did they're own job and I am paticularly happy about the way we conceded nothing. A fantastic victory for us and hopefully we can do well in other pre-season friendlies."

July 14; 9:30pm
"Ashley mate, you were superb today and if you carry on putting performances like that in, there is no doubt in my mind that you will be featuring in the first team consistantly." I grin and so does Chris, I shake his hand and nod to him. He nods back, I exit, getting onto the team bus and getting ready for the journey back to the midlands.. I sit next to Jonathan Obika as we both like the same sort of music, I think this guy could turn out to be one of my best friends.


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August

Ince
Weston;Hughes;McDonald;Vincent
;Jones; ;Mattis; ;Jones;
;Museveni; ;Pacheco;
;Subotic;

Coca Cola League 1

Away vs. Brighton
Brighton 2 - 1 Walsall
Pacheco 2'

I wasn't very good today, nothing really went for me and I couldn't do anything right however I hit an early strike which struck the bar. We should of done better today, perhaps a victory or at least a draw. RATING: 6.7

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Bolton Wanderers have just apparently made a bid worth 600k for my services. I am extremely flattered but Chris Hutchings rejected and I think that was the right thing to do. I want first team football and here I think I will get that, also I want to pay the club back for signing me up.

Carling Cup Round 1
Home vs. Southend
Walsall 0 - 3 Southend

How we lost this I will never know. We have an amazing amount of fantastic chances and just could not convert. The late two goals were just that, we had given up. They're first goal, an own goal from a corner. We hit the bar, post anything. We had four clean-cut chances, it wasn't too be. I hit the back of the net, in the wrong goal..

Gilmartin
Weston;Hughes;McDonald;Vincent
;Mattis; ;Richards;
;Museveni; ;Pacheco; ;Jones;
;Byfield;

UPDATE THE REST OF THIS MONTH V. SOON!!



 
I love this story,it's class.

Cheers man, I 'm sorry about the update being cut short but my dog decided it was a good day to eat the bin. <) I'll finish this months, any tips to make it better, also if anyone can help me using the cut things at the top I will be very appreciative.

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August Cont.


INJURY BLOW!


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Club Captain Rhys Weston has suffered a fractured wrist after falling awquadly in the Southend match. Young ace Ashley Museveni said "Rhys is a great captain and person and I hope he has a speedy recovery. He is an inspiration to his peers and hopefully we can find a quick replacement for him and welcome him back when he is ready." He has been given 7 weeks minimum out of the team and vice-captain Hughes will be taking over from him.

WTF? CHAIRMAN HAS ACCEPTED BID FOR MUSEVENI FROM WEST HAM, WHAT SHOULD I DO?! :S

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Honestlyy NEED HELP :(

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Please help, any advice will be great!!
 
You could always fit it into your story. Use your creativity and imagination mate. Could add new manager and create Zola and control West Ham and continue the story of Museveni.
 
Ill offer the contract and if not I'll go to West Ham. ;) Thanks guys for speedy response ;)

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August Cont.

Coca Cola League 1.
Home vs. Southend


Ince
Smith;Hughes;McDonald;Vincent
;Mattis; ;Richards;
;Museveni; ;Pacheco; ;Jones;
;Byfield;


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Ill offer the contract and if not I'll go to West Ham. ;) Thanks guys for speedy response ;)

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August Cont.

Coca Cola League 1.
Home vs. Southend
Walsall 1 - 2 Southend
Mattis '14

Another game we failed to get anything from, I don't know what we are doing, we have the class and they're were some good performances out there, like mine. I feel I contributed as much as a I could and I ended up missing a header and our goal was disallowed. Again we lose but I don't know why, our performances are not that bad. RATING: 7.3

Ince
Smith;Hughes;McDonald;Vincent
;Mattis; ;Richards;
;Museveni; ;Pacheco; ;Jones;
;Byfield;

WEST HAM SIGN MUSEVENI WHICH ALSO MEANS ILL BE MOVING TO WEST HAM TO CONTINUE THE STORY!


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WEST HAM SIGN YOUNGSTER!

Former Walsall winger Ashley Museveni has been snapped up by West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola for an undisclosed fee. The 19 year old has moved on from Walsall and jumped from League 1 to Premier League straight away. He is expected to feature in the game against Burnley today and club captain Matthew Upson was very happy with the signing "This lad has shown amazing potential and good ability right at the moment, I think he is definately ready for the competition and it gives the other, older guys in the camp something to worry about." Ashley Museveni was happy but Chris Hutchings, the Walsall manager was very annoyed at the Chairman's decision to let him go and has resigned. "The chairman is a wan***" raged Hutchings before storming out of a press conference.

August 18th; 5;55pm
I arrived at Walsall on the 14th of July and already at a top professional club? What a few months it has been. I was sad to leave the place that gave me my chance but I'm looking forward to the future I have here at West Ham. Hopefully I will still have a huge impact on first team results and I've been named in the squad to face Burnley. I cannot wait.

Barclays Premier League.
Away vs. Burnley
Burnley 2 - 2 West Ham
Diamanti '38
Mido '90

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A good draw in my opinion, perhaps not against an 'amazing' opponent but still we played really well to get a point here and Mido knicked one in the last minute. I played decently setting up Diamanti for his goal and perhaps we should have took all t hree points, if we knew how to defend from corners. As both there goals were headers from corners. Poor marking have cost us today. I think Diamanti is a great player, I hope to model myself on him. RATING: 7.0

Green
;Spector;Upson;Kovac;Ilunga;
;Parker;
;Museveni; ;Dyer;
;Diamanti;
;Cole; ;McCarthy;


Barclays Premier League.
Home vs. Everton
West Ham 2 - 1 Everton
Upson '43 '51
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Two goals to pull back from 1 - 0 down gave us the edge and from there on in we dominated. A fantastic performance from the boys. Skipper Upson was influential scoring twice from my corners <) and we really showed how good we are. I am very happy with my own performance as well. I feel I am gelling into this club really well. RATING: 8.0

Green
;Spector;Upson;Kovac;Ilunga;
;Parker;
;Museveni; ;Dyer;
;Diamanti;
;Cole; ;McCarthy;


BIG SIGNING FOR WEST HAM!


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19-year-old former PSG defender Mamadou Sakho has secured a deal today taking him to Upton Park. Zola offered PSG £5 Million upfront and then a further £10 Million spread over the course of 42 months. Sakho put pen to paper on a deal worth £40,500 a week making him the third highest paid player in the squad today, behind Kieran Dyer (£70,000) and Scott Parker (£55,000) He is another young star than Zola has managed to seal this summer and rumour has it one or two more new faces might be creeping into the squad this summer!

Thoughts On Sakho Signing
Today we signed central back Mamadou Sakho from Paris Saint-Germain. The young man has featured in the French under-21's and will most definately be a french international one day. I love the way Zola is building his squad around a young basis. Signing in class players from abroad with a mix of English talent. I can't wait to meet Sakho as he seem's like a great player and West Ham have really done well to sign the solid defender. I can't wait to play with him!


Carling Cup Round 2
Home vs. Northampton
West Ham 5 - 1 Northampton
Franco 'PEN26 '34
Cole '83
Diamanti '46
Yttergard Jenssen '32

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Although I did not play due to being cup-tied, I was happy to see the team decimate Northampton. Debutants Jenssen, Sakho and Franco played very well with Franco hitting the back of the net twice and Jenssen scoring THE best goal I had ever seen in my short life. A 30 yard piledriver near the corner of the box, thumping past flailing Northampton keeper. A great result and easily through to the next round. We rested some players in this.

Green
;Faubert;Upson;Sakho;Dawson;
;Yttergard Jenssen;
;Collison; ;Whittington;
;Diamanti;
;Cole; ;Franco;

Barclays Premier League
Away vs. Wigan
Wigan 2 - 1 West Ham
Cole '46

That was ****** ridiculous, Sakho made one of the most stupid mistakes I've ever seen anyone make. This game 15 million? Pfft. Rodallega will be laughing, such an easy finish. Other than that, we didn't play to badly. The ball hit me and diverted into the corner of our net which was.. unlucky or in other words, my luck. We need to keep building though, Zola is in for a young french guy called Mollo. RATING: 7.1
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Green
;Faubert;Upson;Sakho;Ilunga;
;Yttergard Jenssen;
;Museveni; ;Dyer;
;Diamanti;
;Cole; ;Franco;

 
Absolutely brilliant mate, one of the best stories I've read on FM-Base and that is saying a LOT! Brilliant, can't wait for the next update, defo following.
 
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MUSEVENI WINS YOUNG PLAYER OF THE MONTH!

West Ham youngster Ashley Museveni who has just joined the club has been awarded, young player of the month award. The 18-year-old winger has 'wowed' the West Ham faithful with some real good performances this month and has said to be excited about playing for West Ham. Hopefully, he can take this form into next month and help push West Ham for a spot in the Europa League.

Today, I was awarded 'Young Player Of The Month'. Wolves eat you're heart out. From getting rejected by Wolves to being signed up by Walsall and now I'm a West Ham player being awarded this prestigious award and it's all too much. I've been playing decent, nothing special but it seem's I've been noticed by other pundits in the nation. I am so grateful and can't wait to show what else I can do!!


 
I also like how the name of Ashley Museveni is similar to the one of the President of Uganda,Yoweri Museveni :)
 
September

Barclays Premier League
Home vs. Fulham
West Ham 0 - 0 Fulham

A poor performance by the lads really, we never really got going. We didn't create to many chances. I headed one over the bar and Upson hit the post off headers on a few occasions. Cole had a few chances but wasn't the same after a slight injury slowed him down. RATING: 7.1
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Green
;Behrami;Upson;Sakho;Ilunga;
;Parker;
;Museveni; ;Dyer;
;Diamani;
;Cole; ;Franco;

Barclays Premier League.
Away vs. Portsmouth
Portsmouth 2 - 0 West Ham
Don't ask. RATING: 6.8


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Green
;Upson;Sakho;Ilunga;
;Parker;
;Jenssen;Dyer;
;Museveni;
;Franco;Diamanti;Mido;



Carling Cup Round 3.
Home vs. Chelsea
West Ham 1P - 1 Chelsea
Stanislas '58
Pen Scorers:
Whittingham
Ilan
Mido
Collison

I didn't play but our boys REALLY deserved this victory. We went 1 - 0 up and Chelsea as always pulled one back in the last minute. Lampard was then sent off and we had a few chances but straight after, Kovac was sent off. A fantastic victory, knocking out the favourites, I'm over the moon and hopefully this will give us confidence in the Premier League.


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Green
;Upson;Sakho;Ilunga;
;Kovac;
;Jenssen;Parker;
;Stanislas;
;Franco;Ilan;Mido;

Barclays Premier League.
Home vs. Wolves
West Ham 1 - 2 Wolves
Parker '77

I don't get it. We play amazing against Chelsea. Then play Wolves at home and are shocking.. I don't know what is going on. We are making loads of chances but not convering. I had a poor game. Parker was class and was sent off for tugging someone's shirt in there own half.. Poor referee'ing decision but hopefully we can get some points on the board as we should NOT have lost this game.. RATING: 6.8



Green
;Upson;Sakho;Ilunga;
;Parker;
;Jenssen;Stanislas;
;Museveni;
;Franco;Ilan;Mido;

WEST HAM STARS GO OUT ON THE P***!


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Following the huge victory against Chelsea, is has been revealed several West Ham players went out clubbing on the night hoodwinking manager Gianfranco Zola's ludo night. It is said that Ashley Museveni, Junior Stanislas, Matthew Upson and Scott Parker went out drinking. Zola has recognised this as to the lacklustre performance by West Ham against Wolves last weekend. "I am disgraced by'a the players'a." said the Italian after eating his Spaghetti flavoured Pizza. All four have been fined 2 weeks wages.

29th August; Diary Entry
Why is it such a big deal, all we did is go out for a laugh. We weren't doing drugs or going to start a punch-up, we just went out, met a few ladies had a dance and went home. I've been fined and Zola has told me I'm a young lad and shouldn't be getting into this sort of stuff. It was inevitable, it was a great performance.. I didn't play.


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I also like how the name of Ashley Museveni is similar to the one of the President of Uganda,Yoweri Museveni :)

Aha, me and my mate came up with it :)
 
Wow great story but did you make the player up? And with what PA and CA did you give him?
 
No wonder a Premier League team signed him :p

Really good story, would have liked him to stay at Walsall and work his way up a bit slower though but I suppose it was always going to happen with ability like that.
 
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