Blood,Sweat And Barnsley Prostitutes

[MunchkinCurt]

I found myself ******** someone for money, the worst thing is I have a wife.
I felt so guilty but yet it was the best *** I've ever had. I was a football manager, I managed Barnsley FC, but things were so dull that we hadn't had a good result in ages and I was on the verge of being sacked. To make matters worse me and my wife Yvonne were having a rough patch, we were constantly arguing, which I guess is what led me to have *** with prostitutes. Anyway less of my personal life, and more of the football. We were lying in 19th place in the last game of the season, if we lost we would be relegated, my worst nightmares may become a reality..
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Notes : This is the worst ever start to a story but it will get better.
My grammar isnt perfect so sorry on that note.
This is the 2008/2009 season.

 

[MichaelSoulsby]

Love the name, Good Luck with your last game ....

 

[Dunc]

Lol Curt, your such a *******!

Good luck.

 

[Max]

Good luck Curt.

 

[MunchkinCurt]

Lol Curt, your such a *******!

Good luck.

cheers dunc im inspired by this documentary i watched on prostitutes

 

[westham1995]

lol good start and great avatar btw. I hope you are a success.

 

[Joss]

Lol at the name. good luck mate, nice intro. Will follow this!

 

[HarryinHD]

i can imagine most of the sweat would've come from the barnsley prostitutes. expensive; but ****** messy.
good luck anyway, you deserve success for coming up with that name

 

[MunchkinCurt]

It was match day. i dont think ive ever panicked so much coming out the tunnel to see 15,000 fans staring at you and your team is terrifying . Anyway the match got under way against a tough Birmingham side. To my relief we went 1-0 up in just 16 minutes, but then disaster struck Kevin Phillips Headed home a 90th minute equaliser now we had to depend on results elsewhere, Fortunately Norwich lost to bottom place Charlton and we stayed up but yet i still didnt feel right at barnsley so i handed the Chairman a resignation slip, That was the end of my time at Barnsley...


I got home to be greeted with a slap i said "What the **** was that for" it was Yvonne she led me into the dining room were i found a 18 year old girl crying, I recognised who she was straight away, I slept with her the night before, She didnt come cheap (saying that she didnt come at all) £1000 she cost me, this is the only problem with been famous your recognised everywhere.... ​

 

[burkeyoa]

haha quality reading keep it up

 

[MunchkinCurt]

Soon enough the media would find out 1 minute i was keeping a club in a league they love next minute im the most hated man in britain i had to leave before anyone knew about my personal life i catched the next plane to russia where i met someone who was a good associate with barnsley. What would happen next is some thing id never forgive myself for.......​

 

[Quietus]

epic title, completely got my attention XD

 

[Clarky.]

She didn't come at all, classic

 

[Joneesy]

cheers dunc im inspired by this documentary i watched on prostitutes

I've gotta watch that Documentary!

Looks Good, Good Luck

 

[bolase]

Nice title good luck ! (H)

 

[Joss]

Brilliant, can't wait for the next update - really gripped, love the "she didn't come at all" and i like the original style, something different to other stories. Good luck!

 

[goona4life]

Good luck curt. I think i watched that same documentary (though it might have been a diff one on the same theme)

 

[Nick.]

why is she crying

anyway, good luck Curt

 

[Dan]

I reckon Curt's wife beat her up to be honest.

Good luck Curt, interesting so far.

 

[Cpt Rosko]

u give her clap that y she crying ??