T-Shirt Slogans

[Alcaraz]

Did not see a Thread for this​

I'm sure many of you have come across some funny or vulgar or maybe Wacky T-Shirt slogans so go ahead and post them here.

Just to get started:

God,I thank you for Beer,Women and Football

If it was not for Booze and Birds,I'd have played for England

Mardadona good,Pele better,George Best

Welcome to London,Now go Back to wherever you came from

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[HailVikernes]

Word to your mother

 

[Alcaraz]

lol no thank-you mate

 

[chrisstanley1987]

I've got one & it says I'm as good as it gets fatty! lol

 

[Jak]

I got one while I was in America $8:
National Sarcasm Society
Like we really need your support

I lolled so I thought I would get it. Great idea for a thread btw

 

[Redrup]

I have a few:

"I love girls that love girls"
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

etc.

 

[Alcaraz]

I saw one which said I play in several positions and then showed pics of stick people doing different *** poses

 

[Shay Given]

Not on a T-Shirt but i bought a pair of boxers that say "Warning Contains Nuts"

 

[sunilvk7]

"Life was much better when Apple and blackberry were just fruits"

 

[Tommo43]

Seen one. "Body Of A God. Shame Its A Buddah"

 

[KingEric]

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Try this site​

 

[KingEric]

seen one. "body of a god. Shame its a buddah"

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[Redrup]

Not on a T-Shirt but i bought a pair of boxers that say "Warning Contains Nuts"

Ah yes, I have:

'In case of Emergency: Pull down' on a pair of mine.

 

[Alcaraz]

I want the 'Maradona Good,Pele Better,George Best' T-Shirt so badly..

 

[Cam!]

I Put The STD In STUD All I Need Is U

ROFL

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Try this site

Quality site there lol.

 

[Alcaraz]

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Lol,great site there KingEric

 

[henry123]

Some of the shirt shared by the buddies are really impressive one and cool.

I have some useful slogans but can't share with you guys right at the moment.

Looking for some useful soccer uniforms visits http://www.mysocceruniform.com

 

[LP94]

How to keep an idiot busy, see other side...

Other Side : How to keep an idiot busy, see other side.

 

[BradP]

Say one bloke in town with 'dead girls dont say no'

Is it just me or is that asking for trouble

 

[Joneesy]

I've got..

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