The Manchester Club Must Release Poached Stars
The FA today released the statement: "A number of recent signings made by Manchester United Football Club aroused suspicion with both the Premier League, and us, the Football Association. Upon further digging, it was found that in fact, these signings had gone against guidelines set following the Chelsea and Gael Kakuta scenario. The High Court have today ruled that these players, of which there are ten, must be released."
The names of the ten players have not yet been announced, but it is expected that they will be released within the next few days, with the permission of certain individuals.