Eastwood gone Russian

[StephenMUFC]

Abramovich takes over Eastwood

Eastwood's problems are over as former Chelsea owner Abramovich took over Eastwood as a huge shock. Abramovich took over the minnows and quickly invested 50 Million to the side. Abramovich arrival also meant they would turn professional for the first team in there history. Sadly it's not good news for Jamie Brough who is favourite to get the sack. Roman is set to make huge changes to the whole club. He has already created Eastwood B and Eastwood U/20's. Everyone at Eastwood is worried about the new manager mainly the players since they are more than likely to be dropped into the B team. Star player Mitchell Hanson is not worried about his place as he said the chances of me being dropped is the chance of Messi signing this season. Some people have said this is the biggest shock in the world of soccer while some druggies said they though this might happen. The new Eastwood Roman Abramovich had a interview with Sky Sports early on today.


Reporter: Hello Roman thanks for having this interview with us.
Abramovich: Thank you for having me
Reporter: So here's the question everyone is asking why did you leave Chelsea.
Abramovich: It was pretty much a easy decision after seeing everyone going out of there places with Terry acting like manager Drogba diving etc.
Reporter: Could you have not sold them
Abramovich: It was not likely for anything to happen with only Anzhi intersted in both of them so we would not sell them.
Reporter: I see. Why did you decided to take over Eastwood?
Abramovich: I wanted a new challenge and I wanted to take a team from the bottom to the top. Iv thrown in 50 Million and I hope it works out and we win the Champions League in a few seasons.
Reporter: What will happen to Brough?
Abramovich: I'm not sure yet if I get this one manager he'll if not he'll stay.
Reporter: Thanks for the interview.
Abramovich: Cheers

The odds are currently looking like this for Eastwoods new manager.

2/1 - Stephen Holland
5-1 - Jamie Brough
30/1 - Rafa Beneitz
70/1 - Harry Redknepp
100/1 - Ramon Abramovich​

 

[roadrunner89]

good to see someone using my hometown team

 

[StephenMUFC]

Brough Sacked

Abramovich has sacked crowd favourite Jamie Brough. It came after a huge debate happened in the board room after him not buying anyone and them losing 5-0 to Tottenham town. It was said that Abramovich said that he wants them to go unbeaten and win the league title easily. But Brough had other thoughts hoping for a play off finish and keeping the current squad which was the reason they fell out. Brough today came out attacking Eastwood saying the club well become unrealstic and will fell with him. Abramovich said he has found he's new manager in the shape of Irish Born Stephen Holland. Stephen has said "Im happy to take over the upcoming club like Eastwood. The main reason I took over is the amount of money there with 15 Million been put into the transfer budget and 250k in the Wage Budget. It is amazing and I hope the fans while welcome me to the club and I hope to bring this club to glory this season. I will be selling all the current player and will be bringing in alot of new signings. Stephen Holland is currently 30/1 to be sacked in a year and is 50/1 to bring them to the premier league with 10 years.



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[StephenMUFC]

Eastwood bring in new blood.

Today Stephen Holland announced he had signed 11 players for Eastwood. The first signing was goalkeeper Ben Amos from Manchester United. The Maccesfield born goalkeeper is hoping to finally hoping to get some game time after only playing one game for the first team of United. After picking up Amos they got another big club player in the Ryhs Murphy. Murphy never played for Arsenal but did get some game time in the reserves for them. Ryhs though is only a back up though to other signings being a bit better. Jordi Gomez was next for Eastwood. The former Wigan midfielder was bought for 1.8 Million becoming the second's biggest signing this summer. Jordi Gomez played 100 games in English football before joining the Blue square Outfit's. Next it was Gleen Loovens who joined Eastwood. The player who already played in England is said to be happy to sign for Eastwood. Liverpool Jay Spearing then signed for Eastwood with him joining for 725k. He is set to be at the heart of the Eastwood midfield.

Andrew Davies joined for 1.1 Million and he is also set to captain the side this season and is very happy to sign for them. Record Signing Chris Martin joined for a record 1.9 Million from Norwich which was the biggest shock of the transfers. QPR Duo Mackie and Alberti but joined for fee of 1.8 Million for both of them both will have to play a key part if Eastwood want the win league. The last two signings was Thomas Caroll of Tottenham and Stephen Kelly of Fulham who joined for combained fee of 2 Million. The team looks pretty set with it going to look like this

Amos

Benjamin Loovens Davies Kelly

Carroll Gomez Spearing Alberti

Martin Mackie

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[tommyd156]

Following!

 

[cam0136]

Looks interesting. What league are Eastwood in?

 

[StephenMUFC]

Blue square North

 

[CCFCFAN]

Imagine you didn't get promoted

 

[StephenMUFC]

Imagine you didn't get promoted

I'd be sacked straight away

 

[StephenMUFC]

Eastwood's back up get deserved win.

Eastwood faced there reserves in a match held behind close doors. Eastwood went into the match without any of there new signings. The reserves though could be joined by most of the players in tonights eastwood squad.

Line ups

Eastwood - Eastwood Reservers

GK: J.Severn - GK: I.Deakin
RB: S.Benjamin - RB: J.Stevens
CB: 5. A.Mitchell - CB: D.Wilson
CB: 4. G Caines - CB: A.Troke
LB: 2. M.Hanson - LB: B.Elphick
DM: 6. C.Wood - DM: G.Jubb
CM: 8. D.Elliott - CM: M.Wilcox
CM: 10. S.Istead - CM: A.Cottrell
AMR: 11. L.Morris - AMR: D.Poole
AML: 7. J.Sherdian - AML: M.Simmons
ST: 11. J.Bradley - ST: S.James

Eastwood Reserves won the toss and kicked off. They kept the ball for the first few minutes which lead to the first shot from Poole. Sixteen Minutes in Morris sent in a lovely cross which was headed away by Wilson found Istead at the each of the box who scored a lovely shot. Istead got through on goal after 25 minutes and took a shot but he could not direct goalwards. Benjamin then made a great run up the wing where he crossed it in to Sheridan who powered a header which just went wide. Morris had a great bit of play which found Striker Jason Bradley who hit a left foot volley into the top corner sending Eastwood 2-0 up. One minute of Injury time was added one and Stevens sent in a corner which found the head of Troke who headed home to make it 2-1.

Holland made a change at half time with Riley coming in for Bradley and Burge in for Sherdian. Burge got past Elphick and croosed it in which found Istead who just headed over. Two quick chances for the reserves from Jubb and Wilcox with both just going inches wide. 68 Minutes in Holland made another with Pitham replacing Benjamin. Istead then played a lovely ball to Christie who could not connect to it and send it wide.

Steven Istead picked up Man of the Match


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[StephenMUFC]

Eastwood get win in Wales

Eastwood travelled to Wales to face TNS in a friendly match. Only 70 supporters made to trip to Wales which was half the crowd who showed up which fumed the Eastwood manager. Holland was happy though with him being aloud to name his new signings in the squad. Here are the squads

TNS - Eastwood

4-4-2 - 5-3-2

D. Hanford - B.Amos
M.Giglio - T.Carroll
C.Marriott - A.Mitchell
J.Johnson - G.Loovens
S.Spender - A.Davies (C)
T.Roberts - S.Kelly
C.Rawlinson - J.Gomez
P.Baker - M.Alberti
B.Hogen - J.Spearing
A.Darlington - R.Murphy
M.Williams - J.Mackie

Eastwood won the toss and kicked off. They had most of the ball for the first ten minutes getting the seventy fans cheering. TNS had a shot cleared away from Loovens which found Jordi Gomez who struck from 30 yards which went straight into the top corner. A great run from T.Carroll which found Alberti who crossed the ball into J.Mackie who's header just hit the bar. Mackie then sent Eastwood 2-0 up with some great play scoring with him then senting into the bottom corner. TNS's Murphy then had two great chances but sent them both just over the bar.

Kelly and Spearing had a great run of one - two's which then found the feet of Mackie who's shot made Hanford pull off a great save. Ruscoe then had a cracking chance to pull one back but Amos pulled off a great save. Mackie had another chance but he's header went awfully wide. Ward beat Spearing to the ball and just headed it wide. Jones was very close to scoring but his shot went just wide. Alberti sent a ball in for Mackie but Ward got to the end of it and he sent into the bottom corner to make it 3-0. Smith pulled one back but it was too late for them full time 3-1.

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[StephenMUFC]

Btw should I do monthly reviews or M/R like that?

 

[Lynbrook1]

Probably monthly.