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A New Direction for Premier League
In a shocking turn of events, the Chairman of the FA Greg **** has resigned immediately from his post. Citing a lack of love for the game and the ever increasing pressures of money as reasons, Mr. **** handed in his resignation and the FA have already made a replacement. Dylan Bates, a young Irish man who has no connection to football at all has been given the reigns after promising a complete revamp of the Premier League structures and guaranteeing the best league in the world.
In our exclusive interview we caught up with the new chairman Mr. Bates to see what he has planned for the league going forward.
Interviewer: Dylan congratulations on being named the new Chairman of the FA. Can you tell us what interested you in this job and how you managed to persuade everyone you are the right man for the job given your lack of experience?
Dylan: Thank you very much it is a great honour to be named Chairman. Well this job has always interested me growing up as a kid watching my beloved Liverpool. My sporting knowledge is second to none and I've watched NBA, NFL, my own national sport Gaelic Football and of course the Premier League and from watching these sports I have came up with a revolutionary idea that can be implemented here and this is the Premier League Draft.
I: The Premier League Draft?
DB: Yes, the Premier League Draft. I think you'll agree that we have the most competitive league where anyone can have success and success breeds good competition. So my plan is a 5 year plan with no relegation from the Premier League and a complete draft of every player currently in the league having the chance to change club.
I: So you are disregarding the Championship? How will the draft work?
DB: The Championship will remain as is and they will have the benefits not available to Premier League clubs because of now there is a 5 year transfer embargo on all 20 teams and they have had to terminate all player contracts. This is to facilitate the draft which will be taking place in the coming days.
I: So no transfers at all? How can clubs sign and compete?
DB: They will still be able to sign the free agents but only after the draft takes place.
I: Okay?? How will this draft work?
DB: As you know the 3 promoted clubs Bournemouth, Watford and Norwich could be seen as the weakest clubs so they have been given a 25% of being the first team out of the pot allowing them Pick 1, the next 5 clubs who are Aston Villa, Sunderland, Newcastle, Leicester and West Brom finished lowest last season and have been given a 22% of being Pick 1, West Ham, Everton, Crystal Palace, Stoke City an Swansea have a 20% chance of Pick 1, Southampton, Liverpool an Tottenham Hotspur have a 18% chance of receiving Pick 1 and finally Man Utd, Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea have a 15% of getting Pick 1. There will be 15 rounds of picks and the draw will be serpentine so Round 1 Pick 1 will be Round 2 Pick 20 and Round 3 Pick 1 etc.
I: Okay, that makes sense I think. So what happens to those not picked or drafted?
DB: These players are now free agents and can be signed by anyone. An unfortunate thing to happen but after 15 rounds, 300 players will have been selected. These will no doubt be a very talented bunch.
I: So have you a date in mind for the draft?
DB: Yes I can exclusively reveal that the draft will take place today in the coming hours!! I have to leave now and finalise the teams pick numbers now.
So there we have it our new Chairman Dylan Bates has announced a full draft for the 20 Premier League teams over a 5 year period. Who do you think will get the first pick? Who are the players which will be most sought after? Find out in the next few hours.
Disclaimer: All Players are sorted by current ability not potential ability so there may be some shocking decisions made lol. The computer program created is completely random and each player has an equal chance of being picked but are broken down into 20's to ensure the stronger players are generally picked.
A New Direction for Premier League
In a shocking turn of events, the Chairman of the FA Greg **** has resigned immediately from his post. Citing a lack of love for the game and the ever increasing pressures of money as reasons, Mr. **** handed in his resignation and the FA have already made a replacement. Dylan Bates, a young Irish man who has no connection to football at all has been given the reigns after promising a complete revamp of the Premier League structures and guaranteeing the best league in the world.
In our exclusive interview we caught up with the new chairman Mr. Bates to see what he has planned for the league going forward.
Interviewer: Dylan congratulations on being named the new Chairman of the FA. Can you tell us what interested you in this job and how you managed to persuade everyone you are the right man for the job given your lack of experience?
Dylan: Thank you very much it is a great honour to be named Chairman. Well this job has always interested me growing up as a kid watching my beloved Liverpool. My sporting knowledge is second to none and I've watched NBA, NFL, my own national sport Gaelic Football and of course the Premier League and from watching these sports I have came up with a revolutionary idea that can be implemented here and this is the Premier League Draft.
I: The Premier League Draft?
DB: Yes, the Premier League Draft. I think you'll agree that we have the most competitive league where anyone can have success and success breeds good competition. So my plan is a 5 year plan with no relegation from the Premier League and a complete draft of every player currently in the league having the chance to change club.
I: So you are disregarding the Championship? How will the draft work?
DB: The Championship will remain as is and they will have the benefits not available to Premier League clubs because of now there is a 5 year transfer embargo on all 20 teams and they have had to terminate all player contracts. This is to facilitate the draft which will be taking place in the coming days.
I: So no transfers at all? How can clubs sign and compete?
DB: They will still be able to sign the free agents but only after the draft takes place.
I: Okay?? How will this draft work?
DB: As you know the 3 promoted clubs Bournemouth, Watford and Norwich could be seen as the weakest clubs so they have been given a 25% of being the first team out of the pot allowing them Pick 1, the next 5 clubs who are Aston Villa, Sunderland, Newcastle, Leicester and West Brom finished lowest last season and have been given a 22% of being Pick 1, West Ham, Everton, Crystal Palace, Stoke City an Swansea have a 20% chance of Pick 1, Southampton, Liverpool an Tottenham Hotspur have a 18% chance of receiving Pick 1 and finally Man Utd, Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea have a 15% of getting Pick 1. There will be 15 rounds of picks and the draw will be serpentine so Round 1 Pick 1 will be Round 2 Pick 20 and Round 3 Pick 1 etc.
I: Okay, that makes sense I think. So what happens to those not picked or drafted?
DB: These players are now free agents and can be signed by anyone. An unfortunate thing to happen but after 15 rounds, 300 players will have been selected. These will no doubt be a very talented bunch.
I: So have you a date in mind for the draft?
DB: Yes I can exclusively reveal that the draft will take place today in the coming hours!! I have to leave now and finalise the teams pick numbers now.
So there we have it our new Chairman Dylan Bates has announced a full draft for the 20 Premier League teams over a 5 year period. Who do you think will get the first pick? Who are the players which will be most sought after? Find out in the next few hours.
Disclaimer: All Players are sorted by current ability not potential ability so there may be some shocking decisions made lol. The computer program created is completely random and each player has an equal chance of being picked but are broken down into 20's to ensure the stronger players are generally picked.
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