Write your own song thread!

[DickyAnder]

Hey guys, been playing some FM10 and was introduced to this site by my cousin. I was sitting in my maths exam today (snooze...) and I thought, I would love to write a song! And so i came up with this.

I went to Egypt
It wasnt free I had to tip
So I went down to the Nile
With Adrian Chiles
I wouldn't jump in
So he called me a weiner
Then I saw Victor Obinna
Coz Im a woman
And I'm a believer
I'l never leave her

Feedback is appreciated and BTW Gestapo, aka Mods, I have searched around and no-one has made another thread on this..so just back off. More verses are appreciated!!!

 

[iNickStuff]

Lol,that's quite original.

Nice thread

EDIT:

I take this back.

 

[Mike]

Songs made up on the spot (unless you're famous and naturally talented) always sound ****, and this one seems like an on the spot rhyme.

 

[DickyAnder]

Songs made up on the spot (unless you're famous and naturally talented) always sound ****, and this one seems like an on the spot rhyme.

I'd like to see you do better son. I dont appreciate the hate, so don't discriminate, why dont you go **********, Your mum just knocked, she's a bit late!

 

[Billy]

That is the worst thing I've ever read in my life, including your retarded reply to Mike.

I'd like those 7 seconds back please.

 

[Jake]

If you post a legitimate thread there is no need to tell the staff not to close it. And certainly no need to call us the Gestapo.

 

[Deleted member 79730]

Yo, You are a fool
Jake can be very cruel
You told him to back off fool
Now Billy will be a tool,

 

[DickyAnder]

What else would you be doing in that 7 seconds huh? I said don't hate!

 

[KevyMatts]

Thread's these days are getting worst.

*Joe* Like

 

[DickyAnder]

Sick rhymes Joe. I got some more verses!

I got the plane home
I flew Easyjet
I was a bit late
Then...
I went to the bank
And I had a wank
Coz I'm a woman
And Im a belieiver
I'l never besethe her
for my hand in marriage
I drive a carriage

 

[Billy]

What else would you be doing in that 7 seconds huh? I said don't hate!

Pleasuring your mother.

And just to pre-empt, yes, with my tiny *****.

 

[iNickStuff]

Sick rhymes Joe. I got some more verses!

I got the plane home
I flew Easyjet
I was a bit late
Then...
I went to the bank
And I had a wank
Coz I'm a woman
And Im a belieiver
I'l never besethe her
for my hand in marriage
I drive a carriage

Lol,that doesn't really make sense oO)

 

[TheMjt]

Sick rhymes Joe. I got some more verses!

I got the plane home
I flew Easyjet
I was a bit late
Then...
I went to the bank
And I had a wank
Coz I'm a woman
And Im a belieiver
I'l never besethe her
for my hand in marriage
I drive a carriage

He thinks he can rap but he can't cos he's ****

 

[Dunc]

Is there any other way,
this thread is proper gay.
People that think up songs,
are usually gay mongs.
This thread made me wonder,
Are you a bumder?

 

[DickyAnder]

Pleasuring your mother.

And just to pre-empt, yes, with my tiny *****.

Hey son lets keep this about the music

 

[Nixon]

Here's my effort:

I made this rap
Because your song is terribly ****
It is so horribly bad
And the fact you wrote it is sad
I'm also wasting my time
Trying to make this song rhyme
So I'll call this a day
Before it becomes really gay.

 

[DickyAnder]

More Verses...Top of the Pops here I come!!

My new wife
Tryed to take my life
Because she wanted Sunday Roast
But instead...
I made her toast
With plenty o' jammin'
Just like Bob Marley
My surfer dude friend
said I was Gnarly

---------- Post added at 12:40 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:38 AM ----------

Here's my effort:

I made this rap
Because your song is terribly ****
It is so horribly bad
And the fact you wrote it is sad
I'm also wasting my time
Trying to make this song rhyme
So I'll call this a day
Before it becomes really gay.

Il tell you whats sad son
You dissing me and my mum
You made your own rap
And you called mine ****!
Im heading off to the tube
Hopefully to seee some *****!

 

[TheMjt]

This thread is a fail
As slow as a snail
And your a mong
Who can't make up a song

 

[Billy]

Hey son lets keep this about the music

Well, she sang to me. Does that count?

"Billy, oh Billy,
You have such a huge *****.
Put it in my mouth,
Then move further south,
And pump until you fill up my belly."

Repeat.

 

[Jamie F]

Hmmm let's see
You
Know
I'm
Straight
Doin'
Your
Mom

ZING!