Embarrassing Drunken Moments

[EnemaOfTheState]

Not so much embaressing - more absolutely regrettable, stupid, reckless and the most expensive night of my life.

It was my mate's 19th a few weeks back up in Newcastle, cops and robbers themed night out so I was dressed to the nines in a lovely orange jumpsuit, bright as Katie Price. Alot of drinking got done, which was when things started to go wrong because I'm not a big drinker.

Anyway, as I stumbled back home with a mate, I opened a bottle of champagne I found at a club with great expectations - only to find it was empty. In a fit of rage, I lobbed the bottle at the nearest thing, which happened to be a black Volkswagon Polo.

The crack and smash was mega loud, so me and my pal bricked it and ran for some stairs, when I stumbled and fell down the first flight. At the bottom, my mate persuaded me to grab a roadsign with the word 'Pedestrians' on it and I agreed - it was a great idea! Why hadn't I thought of it? Oh, because I was caught by security legging it over the Millenium Bridge with a sign under my arm yelling my own name.

They had one of their lot check the car, and when we were escorted back to their office (where they called the rozzers) I found out they had the whole lot on CCTV. Even if I wanted to deny it, which I didn't, they had some **** in a boilersuit falling down some stairs and then legging it with a heavy sign under his arm, right into the hands of the waiting security guards - all on tape.

Needless to say, I got read my rights, charged with criminal damage, cuffed, and shoved in the back of the waiting police car. I spent the night in the cell absolutely cacking myself, before giving my fingerprints and all that malarkey, and then being interviewed by a PC and a solicitor.

The outcome? A call earlier today from a rozzer who gave me the figure I had to pay unless I wanted to appear in court in three weeks time: the princely sum of £854. I ain't even told my dad yet - the term 'royally ******' springs to mind.

 

[Gregor]

Not so much embaressing - more absolutely regrettable, stupid, reckless and the most expensive night of my life.
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Now that woulda been worth bumping this thread for (just took an extract of the post so as not to spam peoples eyes)

 

[gunners47]

My friend's house still has a stained pavement outside it because of the amount I drank at a party a month or so back.

lmao, i would hate to live there.

 

[Redrup]

lmao, i would hate to live there.

Probably still gives off that horrendous puke scent as well. Teehee.

 

[Jay Pricey]

got drunk at a posh friend's house and took an hour to get down a spiral staircase :\

 

[stevec787]

Not so much embaressing - more absolutely regrettable, stupid, reckless and the most expensive night of my life.

It was my mate's 19th a few weeks back up in Newcastle, cops and robbers themed night out so I was dressed to the nines in a lovely orange jumpsuit, bright as Katie Price. Alot of drinking got done, which was when things started to go wrong because I'm not a big drinker.

Anyway, as I stumbled back home with a mate, I opened a bottle of champagne I found at a club with great expectations - only to find it was empty. In a fit of rage, I lobbed the bottle at the nearest thing, which happened to be a black Volkswagon Polo.

The crack and smash was mega loud, so me and my pal bricked it and ran for some stairs, when I stumbled and fell down the first flight. At the bottom, my mate persuaded me to grab a roadsign with the word 'Pedestrians' on it and I agreed - it was a great idea! Why hadn't I thought of it? Oh, because I was caught by security legging it over the Millenium Bridge with a sign under my arm yelling my own name.

They had one of their lot check the car, and when we were escorted back to their office (where they called the rozzers) I found out they had the whole lot on CCTV. Even if I wanted to deny it, which I didn't, they had some **** in a boilersuit falling down some stairs and then legging it with a heavy sign under his arm, right into the hands of the waiting security guards - all on tape.

Needless to say, I got read my rights, charged with criminal damage, cuffed, and shoved in the back of the waiting police car. I spent the night in the cell absolutely cacking myself, before giving my fingerprints and all that malarkey, and then being interviewed by a PC and a solicitor.

The outcome? A call earlier today from a rozzer who gave me the figure I had to pay unless I wanted to appear in court in three weeks time: the princely sum of £854. I ain't even told my dad yet - the term 'royally ******' springs to mind

wow:O

normally I would say nice or something like that, but **** me that sucks

---------- Post added at 05:39 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:29 AM ----------

Heres my story,

October 22th 2009, last day of college before a 2 week break. In the space of a week its 3 of the guys in my course's birthday, so its going to be a big night.

Started of as normal, finished college at 1 and started drinking at 2, proceeded to get more and more drunk as the day and night went on.

We left the club at around 3 in the morning to head back to my friends house, for some stupid reason I decided I was bored of walking, so I ran to the house alone(the house is a good mile away). Ended up in the neighbours house and started to fall asleep on the couch, when the guys found me and dragged me out into their house.

Next thing I new I found myself SLEEPWALKING!! outside the college at 5 in the morning, heading out towards the back carpark(I was scared shitless when I realised where I was). Walked back to the house, in a state of panic woke everyone in the room we were sleeping in, pasted out on the couch, then got sick on the floor(it was red). Mopped it up with some tissue, pasted out again. Got up 3 hours later to get some food and go home.

All in all it was a **** of a night(H)

I thought I was going to die with the hangover though:'(

 

[Midge]

ha, me and my mates blocked off a road with the orange bollard things used for road works. we basically icked them from were they were and ran to this road. the got a sign pointing left down a road absolutely filled with potholes :L

fooled 23 cars, whilst some just drove through it and went around :L

at one point when we were setting up, me and my mate had to run into some randomers garden when i load of cars came, was ******** it xD


also, my mate paid £18 for a big bottle of vodka, only to find out it had water in it xD

 

[LP94]

Don't drink (A)(A)

 

[Parker_Rangers_1873]

i love who a man can revive a thread after 3 months dead with saying he hasnt had an embarissing drunk moment , when embarissing drunken moments is the genre of the thread:S

 

[Dan]

Yeah, I dont really get it :S

 

[Matti-M]

ha, me and my mates blocked off a road with the orange bollard things used for road works. we basically icked them from were they were and ran to this road. the got a sign pointing left down a road absolutely filled with potholes :L

fooled 23 cars, whilst some just drove through it and went around :L

at one point when we were setting up, me and my mate had to run into some randomers garden when i load of cars came, was ******** it xD


also, my mate paid £18 for a big bottle of vodka, only to find out it had water in it xD

like omg, me and my mates did that too...oh wait
that was perhaps the best night of my life :wub:

 

[Shay Given]

like omg, me and my mates did that too...oh wait
that was perhaps the best night of my life :wub:

i always do that to, finished CCSE's this weeks so hope to have a good story

 

[Vanjagl]

ok... this is a start... few beers in bus...

after arriving to, lets call it, A spot... river and some more beer

when we run out of beer, we started "doing" this

After that, some Marlon Brando style XD

and finally, something like this XD

 

[WonderManager]

ok... this is a start... few beers in bus...

after arriving to, lets call it, A spot... river and some more beer

when we run out of beer, we started "doing" this

After that, some Marlon Brando style XD

and finally, something like this XD

Is that you who gotten drunk?
Or your the one with the black shirt in the first pic?
Or your not in 4 of those pictures?

 

[Montanaro]

shotgunned a 24 ounce beer at a club, then proceeded to projectile puke across the dance floor (a good 5 foot spew I imagine). I somehow managed not to hit anyone, or even get thrown out!

 

[Hunterishness]

Drunk in ASDA at 3 in the morning, decided to slide on the freshly cleaned floor like how you "slide across ice" only to lose balance and crash into the dessert isle shelves, you know the ones that are freshly made with cream and custard etc that only have plastic snap on lids. :'(

Needless to say i was covered in desert and had to fork out £70 for the fifty or so deserts i destroyed. :'(

 

[Niall]

Christmas party 2009 a few of the lads and I went around West Bridgford stealing For Sale and To Let signs from outside loads of houses, eventually the 5-0 rolled up and were clearly stumped, they ended up telling us; 'Just hide the signs round a corner or something and don't do it again'.

Christmas 2010 ended in my mate being arrested for throwing a donner kebab at a rozzer, funny as **** anyway though.

My best drunken moment has to be when I went to an Erasmus Party (Big party with all of the foreign exchange students), met a cracking fit bird (solid 8/10) and found out she was from Norway, in my drunken state I thought that the best way to pull her would be to strike up conversation with her about the **** occupation of Norway in World War II. Needless to say I didn't get her number. **** you Vidkun Quisling!

 

[paetoja]

i can't get drunk
i tried everything but i can't get really drunk to have embarrassing moments

 

[LP94]

First time I got drunk was prom night this July.

All I can remember is waking up in my friends garden at 3 in the afternoon, soaking wet and reeking of beer. As I sat up a load of cans fell over and all I heard was my mates ******* themselves laughing. They never told me what they did, but that all became clear as when I logged into facebook their was 15 pictures of me tagged. The following image is an example of what the ******* did to me XD

 

[Joel`]

in my drunken state I thought that the best way to pull her would be to strike up conversation with her about the **** occupation of Norway in World War II. Needless to say I didn't get her number. **** you Vidkun Quisling!